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November 17, 2013 9:40 pm at 9:40 pm #611311popa_bar_abbaParticipant
We got a fish. It’s an alpha fish, and is much better than all you stupid people’s stupid beta fishes.
But we don’t know what to name it, and we don’t know how to eat it!!
First world problems.
November 17, 2013 9:53 pm at 9:53 pm #988550Torah613TorahParticipantI suggest Alpha or Mandy.
November 17, 2013 10:19 pm at 10:19 pm #988551popa_bar_abbaParticipantWhy mandy?
November 17, 2013 10:21 pm at 10:21 pm #988552justsayinMemberFishy_Bar_Popa
November 17, 2013 10:24 pm at 10:24 pm #988553WIYMemberWhat is it a shark?
November 17, 2013 10:27 pm at 10:27 pm #988554Torah613TorahParticipantIt’s short for mandibles.
November 17, 2013 10:31 pm at 10:31 pm #988555amichaiParticipantdon’t eat your pet.
November 17, 2013 10:31 pm at 10:31 pm #988556WIYMemberCall it Sharkie
November 17, 2013 10:40 pm at 10:40 pm #988557popa_bar_abbaParticipantDon’t eat your own pet.
It has very big mandibles, because it’s an alpha fish
November 17, 2013 10:41 pm at 10:41 pm #988558the-art-of-moiParticipantI suggest sushi.
Or Boris, because he’s, like, a Boris
November 17, 2013 10:42 pm at 10:42 pm #988559SaysMeMembercall it gefilte. Then eat it with mayo and chrein
November 17, 2013 10:42 pm at 10:42 pm #988560justsayinMemberDoes it eat alpha-bits?
November 17, 2013 11:01 pm at 11:01 pm #988561justsayinMemberEat it with a fork and knife, like a mentch. (Not with your fingers, ugh)
November 18, 2013 1:04 am at 1:04 am #988562tzniusgirl613MemberI am so confused. I dont think you should eat your fish its not kosher! Name him Torah and you will never be tempted!!
November 18, 2013 1:16 am at 1:16 am #988563justsayinMemberI say yes! Eat it with a pepper baby!
November 18, 2013 1:25 am at 1:25 am #988564tzniusgirl613MemberGosh! justsayin thats a terrible thing to say. Two aveiros in one. Eating a treifa fish with a baby! Shame on you!!!!
November 18, 2013 2:24 am at 2:24 am #988565justsayinMemberIgnorance is bliss…. I have no idea what alpha fish and pepper babies are so I’m just doing what all the other posters in cr are doing. Its the land of Make-believe-i-know-what-im-talking-about!
November 18, 2013 3:57 am at 3:57 am #988566SanityIsOverratedParticipantNO! Don’t eat the pepper baby!!!!
but you could name your fishy “Squishy.”
Make sure to clean and gut Squishy before you cook him. Store him in a cooler until you’re ready to cook him. There are many ways to cook a fish. Squishy can be fried, baked, or even grilled. Let us know how he tastes!
November 18, 2013 8:15 am at 8:15 am #988567YW Moderator-42ModeratorOne fish. Two fish.
Red fish. Blue fish.
This one has a little star.
This one has a little car.
My how many Josephs there are!
November 18, 2013 12:59 pm at 12:59 pm #988568shmoolik 1Participantcall him Mr.Ring (herr ring)
November 25, 2013 3:55 pm at 3:55 pm #988569👑RebYidd23ParticipantName him “nothing”. Than, if he’s as big a fish as you make him sound, you could make a world record by eating nothing for a year.
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