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  • #1661348
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    What type of comments/jokes do the mods get a chuckle out of?

    #1661515
    YW Moderator-25
    Moderator

    I got a chuckle out of this one.

    #1661519

    I got a chuckle out of this one.

    I got a chuckle out of this one.

    #1661521
    kuchlefel
    Participant

    chuckles have been banned. who mods the mods?

    #1661543
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    I got a chuckle out of this one.

    Thanks that’s what I was looking for 🤗🤡

    #1661571

    Definitely got a chuckle out of this. 😂
    I find myself laughing sometimes but can’t put my finger on any specific reasons why. 🧐🤔 I’ll have to pay more attention.
    I definitely enjoy when posters step outside their CR personas for a moment but that’s not always funny.
    Great question 🥇

    #1661593
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I find myself laughing sometimes but can’t put my finger on any specific reasons why.

    I think that’s true of humor in general. It’s hard to define what makes something funny.

    #1661598

    I think that’s true of humor in general. It’s hard to define what makes something funny.
    Very true. In this case I meant that I can’t think of specific posts that made me laugh so I can’t give a reason why they are funny.

    #1661625
    Joseph
    Participant

    Who is able to determine when a post is said in jest rather than in all seriousness?

    That’s the better question.

    #1681602
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Looking through my started threads I found this started 3 years ago

    https://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/do-mods-laugh-at-posters-posts

    #1681699
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    “Nothing is built in America these days. I just bought a TV and it said BUILT IN ANTENNA”

    I don’t even know where that is lol

    #1681702
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I had to work hard to see Sam Klein’s post about how nothing is built in America anymore and his TV even said “Built in Antenna”, which isn’t a country he can identify on a map.

    #1681950
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    If you call me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer

    #1682943
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    Trump is waiting for Bernie Sanders to raise $8 billion dollars then he’ll use an executive action to confiscate the money and build the boarder wall lol

    #1683681
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    Sign on the highway:

    If you want to Hashem, stop, find a peaceful spot and talk to him. If you want to see Hashem, text while you drive

    #1683909
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    If the woman is always right and a man is always wrong,
    Then if a man tells a woman she’s right,

    Is the man right or wrong?

    #1683989
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    Now that Israel sent a rocket to the moon and placed its flag there Satmar banned kiddish levanah.

    😄😄😄😄

    #1684689
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed.

    #1687647
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

    #1688093
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    There’s a STRANGE VOICE in my head saying: vacuum the floor, clean the dishes….

    Luckily, my mom always told me never to listen to strangers…

    #1688572
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    When the phone was tied to a wire-
    Humans were free….

    #1688604
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed.

    And they bought it on eBay (look at אונקלוס over there)

    #1688610

    Two wrongs don’t make a right,
    but two (w)rights make an airplane.

    #1690775
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    Dear Algebra

    Please stop asking us to find your X
    She’s never coming back and don’t ask Y

    #1692506
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    I’m not always late for work at my job in the coffee room

    But when I am late, I make up for it by leaving early

    #1693196

    How long is a Chinese name

    #1693275

    Humor me

    I think I did.

    #1693300
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    Sorry captain,

    Btw

    “How long is a Chinese name”

    However long the staircase is

    (They throw a pot/pan down a staircase an whatever noise it makes is their name)

    #1693438

    “How long is a Chinese name”

    However long the staircase is

    It wasn’t a question.

    #1693494
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    I know 😜

    The first time I heard it that’s what I answered

    #1694697

    Mods how am I doing with the humor thing?

    #1696345
    Captain™
    Participant

    למה שש מפחד משבה? בגלל שבע שמונה תשע.

    #1696469
    Captain™
    Participant

    Lamah shesh mifached misheva? Biklal sheva shmoneh tesha.

    #1696511
    Captain™
    Participant

    Biglal sheva shmoneh tesha.

    #1698912
    Sam Klein
    Participant

    People say that drinking milk makes you stronger.

    Drink 5 glasses of milk and tried moving a wall.
    Can’t!

    Now drink 5 glasses of wine.
    Wall moves all by itself!!!

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