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    oyyoyyoy
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    in the world, ever, what wud it be?

    #1015459

    What your intentions were by posting here

    #1015460
    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    Ha! i didnt think anyone else was gonna post now! the question sounded better in my head.

    #1015461
    👑RebYidd23
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    No. I would find out what I need to know.

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    🍫Syag Lchochma
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    I’d like to know, once and for all, why the chicken crossed the road.

    #1015463
    ED IT OR
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    Syag i would tell but i would have to kill you.

    #1015464

    Quote from a famous chicken ” I have a dream , where one day , chickens will be able to cross the road without having their motives questioned!”

    #1015465
    🍫Syag Lchochma
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    crazybrit – I’m willing to risk it

    #1015466

    I would find out how much wood a woodchuck can chuck were it to have the ability to do so (and what IS a woodchuck any way , and why is it important to know how much wood it can chuck?)?

    #1015467
    👑RebYidd23
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    Syag, I won’t kill you, and it wasn’t him, it was his sister, who wanted to take a drink from a puddle on the other side of the road.

    #1015468
    mybrother
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    i would just want to know .. Why?

    #1015469

    Hate to quibble with the chicken posters who use the male term “his sister” but aren’t all chickens female?

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    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
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    Chicken refers to both male and female. Roosters are male, and hens are female. Cow on the other hand is only female- the males are called bulls.

    #1015471
    👑RebYidd23
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    The punch line is always “to get to the other side” OR “because he wanted to get to the other side.”

    #1015472

    Gamanit

    Thanks for clarifying

    #1015473
    mitzvahgirl613
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    What other people are thinking either about me or just in general! I wish!!!

    #1015474
    ED IT OR
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    Syag, it was to cross the road <DeathTroll>

    #1015475

    Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed

    the chicken depends upon your frame of reference

    -Albert Einstein

    #1015476

    HAMLET:

    To cross, or not to cross, that is the question: –

    Whether ’tis nobler in the mind, to suffer

    The slings and arrows of outrageous side;

    Or to take arms against a road of troubles,

    And by crossing end them?

    #1015477
    oyyoyyoy
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    just chopped this kept going. sheesh.

    #1015478
    haifagirl
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    Wouldn’t it be wonderful to live in a world where chickens could cross the road without having their motives questioned?

    #1015479
    ben_David
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    Why do we have toes? I mean, they’re useless and only serve for fungi to breed and spread.

    #1015480

    Toes are used for finding furniture in the dark..

    #1015481

    Hi Haifagirl! Nice to see you?

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