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  • #1083820
    asdfghjkl
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    22OldGold: nice ones there!!!!

    #1083821
    anonymisss
    Participant

    22OG, you are so right!

    My personal favorite: “Take it easy, life goes on.” (fyi, that’s my version of gam zeh ya’avor.”)

    ~a~

    #1083822
    kapusta
    Participant

    22oldgold those were great! and like the joke goes:

    someone asked a 100 year old women what the best benefit is about reaching 100? she replied, no peer pressure.

    #1083823
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    22oldgold: nice ones$

    #1083824
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    kapusta: ha that is a good one!!!!!!

    #1083825
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    “why does everybody seek happiness, when happiness is a choice?”

    #1083826
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    areivimzehlazeh: nice one!!!!!

    #1083827
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    areivimzehlazeh: nice one!!$

    #1083828
    teen
    Member

    ames: chahcam is a wise man nothing to do with knowledge

    kapusta: can we get a translation?

    #1083829
    kapusta
    Participant

    teen basically that chachma is present by the goyim but not torah

    #1083830
    kapusta
    Participant

    22oldgold, I tried (somewhat effectively) to put the “dont tell Hashem how big your troubles are, tell your troubles how big Hashem is” into use. cant say I passed 100%, but maybe getting there eventually. Its very much appreciated and I thought it deserved a special thank you.

    #1083831
    kiruvwife
    Member

    R’ Paysach Krohn quoted in a talk of his “A broken clock is right twice a day”

    (point being to look at things positively)

    #1083833
    an open book
    Participant

    “don’t take life too seriously – no one gets out alive!!!”

    #1083834
    an open book
    Participant

    thanx! i saw it somewhere 2day (tho not for the 1st time) & immediately thought “a perfect quote for the cr!!!” 😉

    #1083835
    kapusta
    Participant

    AOB: thats like despite the complaints (or something like that) of the living, do you notice how popular it remains?

    #1083836
    an open book
    Participant

    yeah 🙂

    #1083837
    kapusta
    Participant

    an oldie…a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

    #1083839
    kapusta
    Participant

    or the purim version………..

    a journey of a thousand steps begins with a single mile 🙂

    #1083840
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    kapusta: nice nice!!!

    #1083842
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    kapusta: good one’s.$

    #1083844
    squeak
    Participant

    While we’re on the subject, then,

    Confucious say, Woman who put detergent on top shelf soon jump for Joy.

    #1083845
    myshadow
    Member

    ‘I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.’

    ‘I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize’

    You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.”

    How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.’

    Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.’

    I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some fries.’ The girl at the counter said, ‘Would you like some fries with that?”

    It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.’

    Now, it’s true I married my wife for her looks…but not the ones she’s been givin’ me lately.’

    Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography’

    ‘When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.’

    I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four O’clock’

    ‘If at first you don’t succeed… So much for skydiving.’

    When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.’

    I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.’

    My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that’s not so bad; but New York City?’

    My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.’

    My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the heck she is.’

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.’

    Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.’

    You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.’

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor’

    ‘Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind!!!!!!’


    #1083846
    squeak
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    Not all that inspiring. Neither is this, though

    I came home one day to find that my apartment was broken into. Every single thing that I owned was gone, but the thief had replaced it all with exact replicas. So I waited on the copy of my favorite armchair until my roommate came home. As soon as he walked through the door, I said Look! Everything! Stolen! Replaced with replicas! He said, “Who are you?”

    #1083847
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    where’d you pick these up from? awesome

    #1083849
    torahtziva
    Member

    youth is wasted on the young.

    #1083851
    moish01
    Member

    “You can’t expect people to look eye to eye with you if you are looking down on them.”

    “You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.”

    #1083855
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    ”Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film!”

    #1083856
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    “don’t drink and drive you might spill your beer”

    #1083857
    anonymisss
    Participant

    moish, nice. I like both of those.

    ~a~

    #1083858
    moish01
    Member

    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

    #1083859
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    moish: i think an open book said that one.$

    #1083860
    moish01
    Member

    oh my bad!

    #1083861
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    don’t worry, i won’t punish you.$

    #1083862
    moish01
    Member

    kind of you, qwertyuiop

    #1083863
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    what can i say, i’m a very kind person.$ 🙂

    #1083864
    an open book
    Participant

    yeah i did say that one. but i like the 2 others u gave!

    #1083865
    an open book
    Participant

    “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”

    #1083866
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    an open book: good one!!$

    #1083867
    22OldGold
    Participant

    “If things don’t go the way you want, then want the way they go.”

    #1083868
    an open book
    Participant

    i know, rite? 🙂

    hey 22oldgold, i like that! ive heard variations of it but not that exact wording

    #1083869
    moish01
    Member

    not so inspiring but remember who said this one?

    “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

    #1083870
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    wow those are all great!!! thanx!!!

    #1083871
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    moish- it’s driving me nuts. That quote sounds so familiar, but I can’t place it- please enlighten me

    #1083872
    moish01
    Member

    ha i thought everyone would recognize it… one of the famous quotes that are the basis of “Bushism”

    #1083873
    torahtziva
    Member

    “They lived happily for 20 years. Then they met.”

    -Al Gore-

    #1083874
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    torahtziva: nice one!!!!

    #1083875
    torahtziva
    Member

    thanks for the compliment. Here is another nice one.

    “The average american family has 1.5 kids and and a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    #1083876
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    torahtziva: your welcome kiddo!!! yes they do!!!

    #1083877
    JayMatt19
    Participant

    Here is a favorite of mine:

    Some people take their atheism very religiously!

    #1083878
    moish01
    Member

    When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

    obviously by a woman.

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