its always divine
To offer in rhyme
The oft strong opinion
Of little miss minyan
Given whenever there’s time.
We just had Rosh Chodesh Adar
Which tells us that Purim’s not far
So let us restart
For those posters most smart
This limerick thread repertoire
Of costumes original and funny
Like Mr Bean or of Buggs Bunny
Or a shlach monos idea
You saw in Korea
Or good ways to bring in some money
Good Purim Torah we will appreciate
And the author of it you should indicate
(This important feedback
Brings Moshiach as payback)
If unsure then please could you estimate
Make your own Purim categories
Of humor or your Purim stories
We look forward indeed
To your limericks to read
But if you can not then no worries
Mishenichnas Adar marbim besimcha
We’re soon gonna lein the Megilla
Then please do not flunk
The best time to be drunk
As is brought down several times in Kabbalah
Will you dress as a Mexican wall
Or similar ideas of gall
But ensure there’s decorum
Within every quorum
While davening under your shawl
Cause Purim’s extremely Holy
So every Tefillah say it slowly
And you can achieve
More than you can believe
No Tzaddik has the Monopoly
Your davenning nissim you can tell us
Without risking making us jealous
How something you needed
Thru tefillah you succeeded
To avodas Hashem it will propel us
Welcome back, Shticky Guy,
You’ve been away so long,
But no one knows why.
To us it doesn’t matter,
So long as you drop by,
To hear my atrocious limericks,
Purim is coming
Let’s gorge on hamentashens
So shticky decides to pop in,
To bring us a smile or a grin,
No thread could allure him
Just prepping for Purim
And remind us to daven to win
If anyone has the patience to dig up the old haiku thread, could they please post it for lightb?
My time in the Coffee Room has finally expired.
My screen name is officially being retired.
It was fun,
But I’m done.
If I decide to post again a new SN will be required.
Dr. Pepper, say it ain’t so,
We truly don’t want to see you go.
Please come back and stay,
And have a decaf to brighten up your day.
April the First isn’t the only time,
That we want to read your pearls of wisdom in a day.
After a very long, painful intermission
My wife finally gave her permission
I can post today
Then go away
And present my resignation for re-submission.
Resignation not accepted
After all, you cannot be bested
We expect you every year
Disappoint us, don’t you dear
We will speak to the Mrs.
To make sure you brief absence can be handled
Once you do reappear
Our spirits will be lifted high