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May 6, 2014 3:20 pm at 3:20 pm #612708YW Moderator-42Moderator
He was wearing a many-colored coat (though blue and white were not present) and had 7 cell-phones on his belt. He took out each cell phone in turn, went to the CR on it, posted, and then switched to the next one. I guess that is how he posts from so many usernames at the same time…
May 6, 2014 3:53 pm at 3:53 pm #1014563BoruchSchwartzParticipantThis past motzei shabbos my neighbor needed graped juice for havdolo
I was not yet home as I was davening mariv at the yeshiva
My wife gave him graped juice
May 6, 2014 5:36 pm at 5:36 pm #1014564🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipantOh! So that guy is Joseph? I was wondering who that strange guy buying prepaid cell phones in bulk was.
May 7, 2014 1:25 am at 1:25 am #1014565pixelateMemberYosef, Yosef
One day the world will know
Your dreams will be fulfilled and your heart will overflow
Yosef, Yosef
You’ll teach all of mankind
Reveal that special light, let it shine for all time
May 7, 2014 1:40 am at 1:40 am #1014566👑RebYidd23ParticipantThat makes him the Hydra.
May 7, 2014 1:58 am at 1:58 am #1014567pixelateMemberI always thought myself more a Josephus.
May 7, 2014 2:08 pm at 2:08 pm #1014568BoruchSchwartzParticipantpixelate
is that ari goldwag?
May 7, 2014 4:33 pm at 4:33 pm #1014569pixelateMemberyes
May 7, 2014 5:47 pm at 5:47 pm #1014570BoruchSchwartzParticipantok thanks
May 8, 2014 12:41 am at 12:41 am #1014571Little FroggieMemberAll his sons drive for the car service.
May 9, 2014 12:52 am at 12:52 am #1014573To be or not to beMemberFor is joseph not part of each and every one of us?
May 9, 2014 6:00 pm at 6:00 pm #1014574BoruchSchwartzParticipantoh no not you with the sheakespeare again
May 9, 2014 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm #1014575Reb JozsefMemberEverywhere I go folks are sighting Joseph.
May 9, 2014 6:14 pm at 6:14 pm #1014576To be or not to beMembersorry, that was not what I meant
May 12, 2014 2:09 pm at 2:09 pm #1014577Shopping613 🌠ParticipantYes, ooh, ooh, I saw him in the supermarket today….
I’m wondering if he’s an annoying mcreamed “Shopping613, YOU MUST RETURN to the CR”
guess I haven’t been here in a while and he noticed…
Well I ran outta there ASAP…cuz he was in a Shtreimal and I was in a skirt..and lots of people were looking cuz he made his voice sound like he was Darth vador or something..and boy, what a scene he caused…oy vovoy…
Did any of you see it, I must admit….now everyone knows what I look like….
I hope no one tells my principal….
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