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  • #599076
    Toi
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    Every time i open a bottle of orange juice or a yogurt/pudding the stuff on the lid splatters on my shirt! And i only wear white shirts!any eitzos?! Somebody help!! AAAHHHH!!!

    #805280
    happiest
    Member

    Try holding it away from your body when you open it. It might work. Also for a yogurt, before opening it, I usually like press my fingers down on the wrapper (foil usually) to get the stuff that’s on it, off of it.

    I have no idea if you can understand what I said but worth a try.

    #805281
    apushatayid
    Participant

    To avoid stains

    Only eat plain yogurt or vanilla pudding.

    Drink Water.

    Drink from a bottle with a “sports cap”.

    By those “gogurts” that you squirt right into your mouth.

    Wear an apron or a smock.

    #805282
    Toi
    Participant

    I’ll try to figure it out; its worth it;my dry cleaning is through the roof. any more ideas ppl?

    #805283
    deiyezooger
    Member

    with yogurt you can try to poke a hole with a straw instead of opening it.

    #805284
    babygoose
    Participant

    don’t you know the old rule: aim it at the person sitting across the table

    (but make sure they’re not the one opening it on you!)

    #805285
    Chein
    Member

    Drill a hole under it and let it leak into a bottle.

    #805286
    adorable
    Participant

    you are really bored. this thread is so cute.

    #805287
    Toi
    Participant

    Yes!! finally

    #805288
    bpt
    Participant

    ” And i only wear white shirts!any eitzos?! “

    All the more reason to switch to colored shirts.

    #805289
    deiyezooger
    Member

    So BPT should I have a matching shirt for all difrent flavours?…

    #805290
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    Wear colored shirts.

    #805291
    deiyezooger
    Member

    OK, I can wear a brown shirt for chocolate yogurt, a blue for blueberry a white for vanila but do you think I can wear a pink one for strawberry?…

    #805292
    bpt
    Participant

    “should I have a matching shirt for all difrent flavours?…”

    Won’t be necessary. Once you go color, you’ll be so chilled, these sloppy accidents won’t happen

    #805293
    ItcheSrulik
    Member

    🙂

    #805294
    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    This is why I am always Mechabed someone else to open the O.J.

    grape juice, or cherry Soda. It’s a win- win situation. They think I’m giving them Kavod, and I am. The Kavod of walking around with a purple tie-dye shirt.

    I’m just kidding, I’m an extremely clean and careful person, that seldom gets dirty or any stains on my clothes ….Ha…Ha..HATCHOOOOW!

    Darn It!!! How do get fruit punch out of an oxford?

    #805295
    ronrsr
    Member

    Do what I do: make peace with stains. Accept them as a necessary and colorful part of your wardrobe.

    #805296
    aries2756
    Participant

    Did you try putting a napkin or paper towel over it when opening?

    #805297

    Toi, Toi, toi,,,you’re opening it way too fast. I seriously use to have this problem too. You just have to manipulate the foil or plastic top SLOWLY.

    #805298
    minyan gal
    Member

    Always carry a “Tide To Go” stain stick with you. Tjey work very well.

    #805299

    i love Tide to GO!

    #805300
    golden mom
    Member

    i understand the yogurt thing it can st squirt across the room but oj dont get it!?

    #805301
    am yisrael chai
    Participant

    It’s not aftershocks from the quake that you’re feeling right now; it’s the sound of TONS of laughter erupting from yours truly while reading this hilarious thread 🙂

    #805302
    mustangrider
    Member

    Relax! Slow down! Breathe! Now take the bottle u wanna open, tilt it slightly AWAY from you and turn the cap SLOWLY….. see? That wasn’t sooo hard was. It? 🙂

    #805303
    kapusta
    Participant

    If it happens often enough, it’ll look natural.

    *kapusta*

    #805304
    oomis
    Participant

    Don’t laugh, this just happened to me before I read your post, with a container of “smooth” yogurt. I am going back to Chobani.

    #805305
    yitayningwut
    Participant

    Toi- Open it slowly, and do not hold it in the air when you open it. Place it on a flat surface and hold it down firmly with one hand and open very slowly with the other. You shouldn’t have this problem anymore.

    #805306
    inspiredteen
    Member

    About the yogurt – I always put it in front of my mouth and then anything that squirts goes right on in! Kinda gross to do that with OJ tho – I don’t usually have that issue with OJ. I would just hold it away from me. 🙂 Good Luck!!!!

    #805307
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    To continue what alwaysRunning and yitay said, sometimes it helps to rest your hand on the paper that you are pulling off, so that you can control the speed of openning. It’s the initial pul that gives the splash.

    #805308
    Chein
    Member

    Are there any “how to” videos demonstrating this online?

    #805309
    bombmaniac
    Participant

    wear coloured shirts.

    #805310

    send a registered letter of official complaint to the govenor.

    #805311
    squeak
    Participant

    Simple solution to the yogurt/pudding problem: Poke a tiny hole in the top of the foil before opening (use the corner of the back of your spoon, or the tine of a fork if you eat yogurt with a fork). This releases the air pressure inside and will guarantee that nothing will squirt out when you peel back the foil.

    #805312
    zalman
    Participant

    wear a bib

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