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oh 🙂
Whoa!
Wow!
To a beautiful vort I did just go!
And the kallah’s face was much aglow!
(Though it was somewhat of a fashion show
And heels made for quite painful toes)
here in the midwest, it’s raining, it’s pouring
and there are tornado watches till one in the morning
the lightning is bright, the thunder is loud and roaring
our lights keep flickering and my husband is snoring
my kids and i are watching the show in awe
Hashem’s beautiful fireworks galaw (hey i’m from new yawk)
wow this thread is so inspirational!
fun and exciting and oh so sensational!
its a good thing i can spend time here during my vacational!
Yummy, your rhyme is certainly original
my last two posts were about our storm last nightning
oh the loud thunder! – oh the bright lightening!
but nobody commented – nobody cared
to make our night a little less frightening 🙁
how enlightening
Now don’t start us fightening.
chas v’shalom – us fightening? – never
we won’t fight – not ever ever
good i was afraid our friendship would sever (is that how u spell it?)
no matter what the weather
Holding a big feather
with my all weather umbrella
maybe its your portabellas?
Your a smart fella
Or the mice in your cellar?
Or that homeless fella?
I’m in the mood for some mozzarella
Let’s hope it doesn’t hav salmonella
Amen! Selah!
moskidoodle, of course i did!
the hashgacha,however,
is unknown cuz its from madrid.
Is it cooked by a Yid?
a Yid sure did
cook it in a lid.
Really! i dont kid!
Even so, I would get rid!
has anyone ever tasted squid?!
when i saw one, i got scared and hid.
(sorry, i know this is bad but i just had to put in squid somewhere)
i don’t think you did
so i wont bid
How do you know that wasn’t the case,
what are you afraid of – that you might lose face?
Why feel inhibited, locked up and afraid,
let go, feel free, and you’ve got your life made.
so i have opened a bottle of lemonade
say L’chaim and drink, it’s on the house (i don’t get payed)
how is it that if u dont get paid
u have the money to by lemonade?
the juice i mentioned is found in my yard
so extracting it daily is not to hard
how can you drink lard?
isnt it hard?
Lard would leave me scarred!
to make sure u don’t drink lard , we’ll make sure to hire a guard 🙂
It will be hard
to get by the guard
without a card!
but i’ve got a card,
i stole it from my sisters yard!
These silly rhymes make me laugh too hard
In the nine days we should really be on guard
We’re supposed to, you know, be fartzaared
Methinks you protest too much, said the Bard
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