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September 2, 2011 4:10 am at 4:10 am #599089chofetzchaimMember
We have come to the disturbing realization that as much as you rub the so-called “Shabbos Lamp,” you will never be visited by any Shabbos Genie! How is the Shabbos Lamp company allowed to remain in business after perpetuating this outrage? The nerve of them, cruelly dashing the hopes and dreams of their many disappointed customers… I DEMAND MY THREE WISHES!!! LO SAMOD AL DAM REI’ECHA!!!
September 2, 2011 4:54 am at 4:54 am #833708golden momMemberhu?? did u have a little too much to drink tonight?
September 2, 2011 5:41 am at 5:41 am #833709am yisrael chaiParticipantWhy do you need 3 wishes when your first wish could be to have an infinite number of wishes?
September 2, 2011 6:01 am at 6:01 am #833710chofetzchaimMemberAyc, everybody knows that that is against the rules. Have you ever seen Alladin?
Golden mom, no alcohol tonight. But I did drink a Pure Chocolate Ice Blended at Coffee Bean NY!
(I didn’t write that post. A friend of mine texted it to me. I can’t vouch for what he was drinking. )
September 2, 2011 11:18 am at 11:18 am #833712chocandpatienceMemberchofetzchaim: read the small print. They never actually guaranteed anything
December 8, 2011 9:11 am at 9:11 am #833713chofetzchaimMemberI won a free Kosher Clock!
December 8, 2011 1:58 pm at 1:58 pm #833715Feif UnParticipantYou have to rub the lamp on a weekday. Everyone knows genies don’t work on Shabbos!
If you rub it on Shabbos, listen very closely – you just might hear the singing, “Ain’t gonna work on Saturday, ain’t gonna work on Saturday! Double, double, triple pay won’t make me work on Saturday. Ain’t gonna work on Saturday – it’s Shabbos Kodesh!”
December 8, 2011 2:26 pm at 2:26 pm #833716gavra_at_workParticipantYou have to rub the lamp on a weekday. Everyone knows genies don’t work on Shabbos!
If you rub it on Shabbos, listen very closely – you just might hear the singing, “Ain’t gonna work on Saturday, ain’t gonna work on Saturday! Double, double, triple pay won’t make me work on Saturday. Ain’t gonna work on Saturday – it’s Shabbos Kodesh!”
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