November 29, 2011 10:48 pm at 10:48 pm #600897
Boro Park GirlMember
I don’t find them funny at all!! I personally think that yo mama jokes are really silly and not appropriate for frum people- they are all just making fun of people.
Let me know if you agree.November 29, 2011 11:22 pm at 11:22 pm #1004797
I have a guilty pleasure something im not proud of i like helen keller jokes.November 29, 2011 11:29 pm at 11:29 pm #1004798
+1. i agree. i find them immature and down right disgustingNovember 29, 2011 11:29 pm at 11:29 pm #1004799
I thought they went out of circulation years ago. People still say these jokes? Its so 90’s lol!
p.s. I agree with you, they arent appropriate (like most things borrowed from the African Americans in our society!)November 29, 2011 11:33 pm at 11:33 pm #1004800
No I dont agree its called laughing for a little and being happy…srry charlie!!November 30, 2011 12:20 am at 12:20 am #1004801
Oh. I thought this was going to be a collection of yo mama jokes.
I didn’t click on it until now because they are so lame so I didn’t care.
But now that I did, I’m still disappointed.
Yo mama is so fat they use her to make chuck norris jokes.November 30, 2011 1:06 am at 1:06 am #1004802
I was so excited when I saw this post, I thought it was yo mama jokes! I love them, and they are not making fun of real people. I mean look at PBA’s example that’s not copying real people.November 30, 2011 1:22 am at 1:22 am #1004803
“Oh I totally agree” Inappropriate!!!!!!
PS. Yo mama’s so fat when she turned around we threw her a welcome back party.November 30, 2011 1:54 am at 1:54 am #1004804
You can tell a lot about a person by their choice of humor…November 30, 2011 2:02 am at 2:02 am #1004805
always runs with scissors fastParticipant
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat down on a quarta, she squished a booger out of George Washington’s nose.November 30, 2011 2:06 am at 2:06 am #1004806
+1 BPG. I personally feel like a lot are sick jokes. but i feel that way about racist jokes too, and not everyone agrees with me…November 30, 2011 4:50 am at 4:50 am #1004807
wow – i am surprised that always run’s joke went up. a little off color imho.
always: no offense. i’m not chas v’shalom putting you down. it’s just one word in that joke that i was surprised the mods let through.November 30, 2011 6:15 am at 6:15 am #1004808
Download google chrome. On the google homepage one of the things you can subscribe to is a yo mama joke. Every morning when you open your browser you will be treated to something like, yo mama so old when she was in school, she was making history, or yo mama so short, she plays handball on the curb. or yo mama so dumb, yesterday I saw her laughing and I asked her why, she held up a puzzle and told me, says here 2-4 years, I did it in 3 weeks.November 30, 2011 1:00 pm at 1:00 pm #1004809
Yo mama’s so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.
Yo mama’s so dumb, she failed a survey.
She’s so dumb, she failed a blood test.
Yo mama’s so old, her birth certificate says expired.
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see people waving.November 30, 2011 1:01 pm at 1:01 pm #1004810
Yo mama’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
When your mama was born, the doctors slapped her parents.December 2, 2011 3:26 am at 3:26 am #1004811
always runs with scissors fastParticipant
gefen was the word squished?May 11, 2012 7:42 pm at 7:42 pm #1004812May 11, 2012 8:45 pm at 8:45 pm #1004813
I wouldn’t make or laugh at such jokes if they were directed at anyone created in HaShem’s image.May 11, 2012 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm #1004814
Just looking at who posts them here and who tells them in real life, I can see who the jokes are appropriate for. Children who have not yet outgrown toilet humor in real life, and self-appointed defenders of the faith on the internet.May 11, 2012 9:35 pm at 9:35 pm #1004815
ill be nice…”yo momma so skinny she hoolahoops with a cheerio 🙂 “May 13, 2012 4:36 am at 4:36 am #1004817
Oh boy do I have a list! I’ll just do a few-
yo mamma so fat u have to take 2 trains and a bus just to get to her good side
yo mamma so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales start singing “we r family”
yo brother so stupid when he went to the super bowl he brought a spoon
yo sister so skinny her pajamas only have one stripeMay 13, 2012 4:41 am at 4:41 am #1004818
Goq- why culdnt helen keller drive? Cuz she was a woman!
when helen kellers parents wanted to punish her they gave her a waffle iron-
One of my guilty pleasures are jokes like these- I feel really bad- but they r really funny!February 19, 2014 7:08 am at 7:08 am #1004819
They’re just insults that happen not to be directed at anyone in particular.February 21, 2014 7:12 pm at 7:12 pm #1004820
WIY so stupid he think “yo momma” jokes just from African American culture. The jokes are basically puns that have been recast as insults and were part of English-speaking culture for more than 100 years. I remember versions of the jokes that preceded the “yo momma” versions that were the same jokes but with slightly different set-ups. And most of the jokes are no more insulting than the stories of the Wise Men of Chelm.
As for borrowing from African American culture, popular music for the last 150 years has been heavily influenced by African American culture, and in turn, popular music has heavily influenced so-called “Jewish music,” by which I mean that awful stuff recorded by guys names smellky or ichy or dorky and sold in the bookstores that sell siddurs and TalmudsFebruary 21, 2014 7:17 pm at 7:17 pm #1004821
Yo momma so pretty the tznius police in Meah Shearim make huh wear a sheitel on huh face.February 22, 2014 8:30 pm at 8:30 pm #1004822
yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acresFebruary 23, 2014 9:38 pm at 9:38 pm #1004824
Yashi and PemberMember
Yo momma so fat, when she sit aroun’ de house, she sit AROUN’ de house!
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