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  • #659337
    moish01
    Member

    oh don’t worry, i’m shutting up this time. oh and i just made you a milkshake, but you didn’t come by so i’m drinking it myself 😉

    #659338
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    moish: you’re so mean.$

    #659339
    myshadow
    Member

    refu qwerty!!

    #659340
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    qwerty- I know moish is getting alot o attention, but I didn’t think you’d go THAT far…. 😉

    refuah sheleimah b’karov

    #659341
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    myshadow: thanx.$

    #659342
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    areivim: ha ha, i already had all the attention.$ 🙂

    #659343
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    qwertyuiop: ha i can’t beleive you broke your wrist!!! refuah shilamah!!! i missed ya yesterday buddy!!!

    moish: yeah next time we’ll be more carefull!!!

    #659344
    Joseph
    Participant

    qwerty – how many times must you be told not to spend any time out of the cr?? Hopefully this will teach you your lesson, serve as a good reminder where you belong.

    #659345
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    asdfghjkl: thanx, when it hapened, i rite away thought about moish.$

    #659346
    beacon
    Participant

    Aw that is horrible, qwerty! 🙁

    Feel better!! (I would do the banner art if I had the patience)

    #659348
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    qwertyuiop: funny!!!!

    #659350
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    qwertyuiop: funny!!!!

    #659351
    anonymisss
    Participant

    I started reading this thread from the middle and I first thought moish was the one with the broken wrist. I almost had a heart attack!!!!

    qwerty, sorry to hear that, buddy! Hope ya feeling ok.

    ~a~

    #659352
    moish01
    Member

    anonymisss, i’m not a complete klutz! this is the first time i ever broke anything more than a finger. hopefully it’ll be my last too.

    #659353
    amichai
    Participant

    i think it’s time that you guys have a serious board meeting. you are losing to many members too fast.

    #659354
    yashrus20
    Member

    Can i be chairman-i know the most torah (its not gaava i know it comes from hashem lol) Itll be great i can mod give divrie torah and tell you when things are kfira. Oh and ill answer all halachik shaalos!

    #659355
    myshadow
    Member

    amichai were also getting new ones everyday!!

    #659356
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    yashrus20: you could be Rav of the CR Board if you would like!!!!

    #659357
    moish01
    Member

    yashrus, the board hirs the rabbi. and has the power to kick him out at any given moment. you need money to be a board member… 😉

    #659358
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    in that case, qwerty should be THE board member $$

    and asdfg can be co-board member (as long as the family fund continues to survive)

    #659359
    moish01
    Member

    takka. but keep in mind that asdfghjkl’s mulla is counterfeit… remember?

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    #659360
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    #659361
    yashrus20
    Member

    asdfghjkl-It would be my pleasure!

    moishe-you sound like the president of my shul.

    What kind of power does the rav of the CR have? I need to know if this is another israeli govt or were actualy going to give power to daas torah lol.

    #659362
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    moish: ha!!! my mullah ain’t counterfeit buddy!!!

    #659363
    BasYisroel2
    Participant

    asdfghjkl-Basyisroel2 here reporting for duty!

    I think I desreve a little credit for being early!

    #659364
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    yashrus20: glad to have ya on board, on the CR Board!!! we will be giving power to daas torah around here!!!!

    #659365
    moish01
    Member

    yashrus, you have the power to preach, so long as you don’t step on any board-members’ toes. so watch what you say or you’ll be out of a job.

    BUT, you’re annual salary is $200,000 dollars. in cash (off the books, of course!)

    and asdfghjkl gets his name on the building. so watch how you spend that money. don’t deposit it at the bank – you’ll wind up in jail and a bail isn’t included in your contract. we’ll live without a shabbos drasha while you serve time.

    #659366
    Bais Yaakov maydel
    Participant

    now that i made it back, i think ill push for a chairwoman’s vote.

    i dont think i need to list my wide, varied and highly valid qualifications

    #659367
    BasYisroel2
    Participant

    asdfghjkl: How is my attendance?I posted a lot today! I feel that for someone with a full time job and college it is pretty good.

    I would like to wish our Mora Dasra of the CR board memebers Rav yashrus20 a big mazel tov on the position and I wish him much Haztlacha!

    #659368
    anonymisss
    Participant

    moish, I didn’t think you were a klutz, that’s why I said I almost had a heart attack!

    ~a~

    #659369
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    moish: alrighty i got that all down packed!!!

    BasYisroel2: glad your here!!! i’ll be keeping an eye on you!!! hatzlacha with college & all!!!

    Bais Yaakov maydel: ha if you stick around, we’ll think about it!!! as my memory serves, your cordeltials are great!!!

    #659370
    yashrus20
    Member

    Hmmm…what to do, oh yeh first thanx basyiroel ill try to be yasher. First things first why is it bas yisroel and BYM are able to talk to me?? I think theres a prob with the mechitza. Men only! Just kidding if tzippi livni can be prime minister than you can be on the board.

    #659371
    yashrus20
    Member

    Moishe-Wow you realy sound like the president of my shul, my rabbi gets 200 grand and gets threatand everyday.

    asdfghjkl-You should put up a bulletin board, my shaabos drasha will be available every motzie shaabos BH.

    BYM-hey your back! …what kind of feminist probs are you trying to cause now? NO sisterhoods, NO women making minyanim, No women being called up to the torah, And absolutely NO women Rabbis!

    #659372
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    yashrus- any yes’s?

    #659373
    myshadow
    Member

    yashrus 200 GRAND!!!! R u for serious??? I’m dropping out of college, becoming a rabbi

    #659374
    moish01
    Member

    myshadow, you do that and your life ain’t yours anymore. knei lecha rav… haha

    #659375
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    moish- you sneaky genius

    #659376
    myshadow
    Member

    moish, but for 200 grand i’m tempted. I’m working in college five years just to make 60. insane. I needa find a place that needs a woman rabbi

    #659377
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    go to the reformed temple

    #659378
    moish01
    Member

    areivimzehlazeh, take a look around. seems like i’m not the only one- too many people mix up their pirkei avos.

    #659379
    myshadow
    Member

    maybe not so worth the money then. reform isn’t really my speed

    #659380
    qwertyuiop
    Member

    thanx anonymiss and beacon.$

    joseph: i wasn’t gonna, but then something happened, and i was forced to.$

    #659381
    kapusta
    Participant

    to an anonymous poster, its asei lecha rav, knei lecha chaver, did I just miss a joke? think I got it…

    btw, this is completely off meeting topics…

    #659382
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    yashrus20: i already put up on the bulletin board, that your shaabos drasha will be available every motzie shaabos BH!!!! yay!!1 great to have ya Rav Yashrus!!!

    #659384
    moish01
    Member

    kapusta, i think you did miss the joke… we know the real way. i was trying to make a point.

    and since when am i an anonymous poster?

    #659385
    yashrus20
    Member

    Arievimzehlahze-Yes to women….umm….ill think of something.

    asdfghjkl-thanx (can i give mussar?)

    You know there is another way to become sorta a women rabbi get me a shidduch and shell be a rebbitzin (jk im only 20 and i needa shtieg).

    My shadow-listen its not four years of college its 20 yrs of learning but good luck 🙂

    #659386
    asdfghjkl
    Participant

    yashrus20: only when it’s completely necessary!!!

    #659387
    kapusta
    Participant

    I got the joke, while I was writing it. or did you miss that part?

    #659388
    myshadow
    Member

    yashrus, true, true!! lol

    #659389
    moish01
    Member

    to an anonymous poster, its asei lecha rav, knei lecha chaver, did I just miss a joke? think I got it…

    I got the joke, while I was writing it. or did you miss that part?

    most definitely did miss that. you think it was clear??

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