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Best way to break in with nine-inch stilettos before Yom Tov?

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  • Started 1 year ago by This name is already taken
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  1. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Any ideas? I wear 9 in because they're more comfy than 4 inch

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Are they comfortable because your feet get so numb you don't feel the pain? :D (On a more serious vein, I went to the shoe store to get Yom Tov shoes a few months back, and my eyes bugged out at the heels -- my feet were practically screaming, "Don't put us in those, Bookworm120!" And when I tried on a pair for laughs, I realized why my feet felt so strongly against the notion!)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    I meant " how to break in with a nine inch stiletto before Tom tov", but this thread can be about both

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Well.... If someone were trying to (C"V) break into my house while wearing 9-inch heels, I suppose I'd hear their click-clacking footsteps pretty quickly, so I'd recommend sticking to 4-inch heels if that's what you've got in mind to do. :P

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    Give them to your wife to wear.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Bookworm- I meant the knife called a stiletto (the shoe was named after it)
    42- I'm not married

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Well, your original post clearly stated that you *wear* them, so ... OH MY GOSH THAT PERSON WEARS KNIVES!!!! :D

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Wear; ie, on my belt

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. apushatayid
    Member

    a hacksaw ought to do the trick

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. Shopping613
    The Awarder, President, and founder of SUC (Single Username Certificates). Contact me to join. Pretty please with all the toppings on top

    Of course, ALL my friends wear knives, they look awfully good in their hair, and taste very good when you swallow them. ;)

    why do you need to wear heels? To inpress all the people that might be your husband one day? Sure, he'll look back and be like "remember a few years b4 we actually went on a date, i saw you in those crazy nine inch heels..."
    Bookworm120, glad to have you join us! I really like your sense of humor, Ive been scouring the CR for more posts from you! :)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Hm.... That'd still be pretty uncomfortable. How would one break in a 6 inch velociraptor claw then? I wear one in my archaeologist's satchel. :)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    @Shopping613 -- Aw, thanks! :) Wait ... OH MY GOSH, HER FRIENDS EAT KNIVES!!! :O

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. gavra_at_work
    caution

    The OP must be nicknamed "spike".

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Wait ... OH MY GOSH, HER FRIENDS EAT KNIVES!!! :O
    Big deal so do I, but only on shabbos because I'm on a sawfood diet.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. Shopping613
    The Awarder, President, and founder of SUC (Single Username Certificates). Contact me to join. Pretty please with all the toppings on top

    Lol, see the Welcome Wagon bookworm, thats where youll get a real welcome!
    Sawfood? I havta try it, Ive been on a seefood diet for forever.....it dosent really work...my friend suggested i try a seafood diet instead, but its way too hard...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. LAB
    I'm really a man

    I prefer mailboxes.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Lev- mealboxes are very fattening. Try regular lunch boxes.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. LAB
    I'm really a man

    You ever try walking with lunch boxes on your feet? Clearly you have not. I'll stick with mailboxes.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Because in mailboxes, not only can you hold your lunch, but your mail as well. :P

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Bookworm isn't lunch a mail?
    Quote from wictionary

    Mail (plural Mails)

    ​Food that is prepared and eaten, usually at a specific time (e.g. breakfast = morning mail, lunch = noon mail, etc).

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    @This name is already taken -- Well put! :D
    But my mail is made of Mithril, fresh from a dwarven mine. Houdini ate it all the time, which is what gave him a stomach of stainless steel (although they seemed to have mistaken their metals at the time), but, well, he'd missed elevenses the day he got punched in the stomach and....

    Posted 1 year ago #

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