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Best way to break in with nine-inch stilettos before Yom Tov?

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  1. This name is already taken
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    Any ideas? I wear 9 in because they're more comfy than 4 inch

    Posted 2 years ago #
  2. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Are they comfortable because your feet get so numb you don't feel the pain? :D (On a more serious vein, I went to the shoe store to get Yom Tov shoes a few months back, and my eyes bugged out at the heels -- my feet were practically screaming, "Don't put us in those, Bookworm120!" And when I tried on a pair for laughs, I realized why my feet felt so strongly against the notion!)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. This name is already taken
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    I meant " how to break in with a nine inch stiletto before Tom tov", but this thread can be about both

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Well.... If someone were trying to (C"V) break into my house while wearing 9-inch heels, I suppose I'd hear their click-clacking footsteps pretty quickly, so I'd recommend sticking to 4-inch heels if that's what you've got in mind to do. :P

    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    Give them to your wife to wear.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. This name is already taken
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    Bookworm- I meant the knife called a stiletto (the shoe was named after it)
    42- I'm not married

    Posted 2 years ago #
  7. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Well, your original post clearly stated that you *wear* them, so ... OH MY GOSH THAT PERSON WEARS KNIVES!!!! :D

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Wear; ie, on my belt

    Posted 2 years ago #
  9. apushatayid
    official spokesperson for the CR mods

    a hacksaw ought to do the trick

    Posted 2 years ago #
  10. Shopping613
    Happy with all Hashem has given her, but still hoping for an emerald sword

    Of course, ALL my friends wear knives, they look awfully good in their hair, and taste very good when you swallow them. ;)

    why do you need to wear heels? To inpress all the people that might be your husband one day? Sure, he'll look back and be like "remember a few years b4 we actually went on a date, i saw you in those crazy nine inch heels..."
    Bookworm120, glad to have you join us! I really like your sense of humor, Ive been scouring the CR for more posts from you! :)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  11. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Hm.... That'd still be pretty uncomfortable. How would one break in a 6 inch velociraptor claw then? I wear one in my archaeologist's satchel. :)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  12. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    @Shopping613 -- Aw, thanks! :) Wait ... OH MY GOSH, HER FRIENDS EAT KNIVES!!! :O

    Posted 2 years ago #
  13. gavra_at_work
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    The OP must be nicknamed "spike".

    Posted 2 years ago #
  14. This name is already taken
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    Wait ... OH MY GOSH, HER FRIENDS EAT KNIVES!!! :O
    Big deal so do I, but only on shabbos because I'm on a sawfood diet.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  15. Shopping613
    Happy with all Hashem has given her, but still hoping for an emerald sword

    Lol, see the Welcome Wagon bookworm, thats where youll get a real welcome!
    Sawfood? I havta try it, Ive been on a seefood diet for forever.....it dosent really work...my friend suggested i try a seafood diet instead, but its way too hard...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  16. LAB
    I'm really a man

    I prefer mailboxes.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  17. This name is already taken
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    Lev- mealboxes are very fattening. Try regular lunch boxes.

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  18. LAB
    I'm really a man

    You ever try walking with lunch boxes on your feet? Clearly you have not. I'll stick with mailboxes.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  19. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Because in mailboxes, not only can you hold your lunch, but your mail as well. :P

    Posted 2 years ago #
  20. This name is already taken
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    Bookworm isn't lunch a mail?
    Quote from wictionary

    Mail (plural Mails)

    ​Food that is prepared and eaten, usually at a specific time (e.g. breakfast = morning mail, lunch = noon mail, etc).

    Posted 2 years ago #
  21. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    @This name is already taken -- Well put! :D
    But my mail is made of Mithril, fresh from a dwarven mine. Houdini ate it all the time, which is what gave him a stomach of stainless steel (although they seemed to have mistaken their metals at the time), but, well, he'd missed elevenses the day he got punched in the stomach and....

    Posted 2 years ago #
  22. This name is already taken
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    My stilletos got confiscated by the police after I tried breaking in with them.

    Posted 3 months ago #
  23. Meno
    Member

    I don't understand. If your heels are 9 inches high, how do your toes touch the floor?

    Posted 3 months ago #
  24. This name is already taken
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    read earlier comments

    Posted 3 months ago #
  25. apushatayid
    official spokesperson for the CR mods

    Sneakers are a better choice if you wish to break in. Just in case you have to run.

    Posted 3 months ago #

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