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Best way to break in with nine-inch stilettos before Yom Tov?

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  1. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Any ideas? I wear 9 in because they're more comfy than 4 inch

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Are they comfortable because your feet get so numb you don't feel the pain? :D (On a more serious vein, I went to the shoe store to get Yom Tov shoes a few months back, and my eyes bugged out at the heels -- my feet were practically screaming, "Don't put us in those, Bookworm120!" And when I tried on a pair for laughs, I realized why my feet felt so strongly against the notion!)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    I meant " how to break in with a nine inch stiletto before Tom tov", but this thread can be about both

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Well.... If someone were trying to (C"V) break into my house while wearing 9-inch heels, I suppose I'd hear their click-clacking footsteps pretty quickly, so I'd recommend sticking to 4-inch heels if that's what you've got in mind to do. :P

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    Give them to your wife to wear.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Bookworm- I meant the knife called a stiletto (the shoe was named after it)
    42- I'm not married

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Well, your original post clearly stated that you *wear* them, so ... OH MY GOSH THAT PERSON WEARS KNIVES!!!! :D

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. This name is already taken
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    Wear; ie, on my belt

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. apushatayid
    Member

    a hacksaw ought to do the trick

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. Shopping613
    Mitzvos are priceless.

    Of course, ALL my friends wear knives, they look awfully good in their hair, and taste very good when you swallow them. ;)

    why do you need to wear heels? To inpress all the people that might be your husband one day? Sure, he'll look back and be like "remember a few years b4 we actually went on a date, i saw you in those crazy nine inch heels..."
    Bookworm120, glad to have you join us! I really like your sense of humor, Ive been scouring the CR for more posts from you! :)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Hm.... That'd still be pretty uncomfortable. How would one break in a 6 inch velociraptor claw then? I wear one in my archaeologist's satchel. :)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    @Shopping613 -- Aw, thanks! :) Wait ... OH MY GOSH, HER FRIENDS EAT KNIVES!!! :O

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. gavra_at_work
    caution

    The OP must be nicknamed "spike".

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Wait ... OH MY GOSH, HER FRIENDS EAT KNIVES!!! :O
    Big deal so do I, but only on shabbos because I'm on a sawfood diet.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. Shopping613
    Mitzvos are priceless.

    Lol, see the Welcome Wagon bookworm, thats where youll get a real welcome!
    Sawfood? I havta try it, Ive been on a seefood diet for forever.....it dosent really work...my friend suggested i try a seafood diet instead, but its way too hard...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. LAB
    I'm really a man

    I prefer mailboxes.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Lev- mealboxes are very fattening. Try regular lunch boxes.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. LAB
    I'm really a man

    You ever try walking with lunch boxes on your feet? Clearly you have not. I'll stick with mailboxes.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    Because in mailboxes, not only can you hold your lunch, but your mail as well. :P

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. This name is already taken
    I have 2 subtitles both of which aren't listed.

    Bookworm isn't lunch a mail?
    Quote from wictionary

    Mail (plural Mails)

    ​Food that is prepared and eaten, usually at a specific time (e.g. breakfast = morning mail, lunch = noon mail, etc).

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. Bookworm120
    the early velociraptor gets the worm

    @This name is already taken -- Well put! :D
    But my mail is made of Mithril, fresh from a dwarven mine. Houdini ate it all the time, which is what gave him a stomach of stainless steel (although they seemed to have mistaken their metals at the time), but, well, he'd missed elevenses the day he got punched in the stomach and....

    Posted 1 year ago #

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