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  • #1067305
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    “PAA wow you make me sound sooo ambitious”

    You were just trying to save the world.

    “yes, I know you were actually making fun of me”

    I hope you didn’t take it personally.

    #1067306
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Very funny PAA!

    But I’m not sure how you came up with this:

    and also doesn’t realize that SayIdidIt is reading over her shoulder and putting the story on twitter

    #1067307
    showjoe
    Participant

    i feel like this whole tread is one big inside joke

    #1067308
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant
    #1067309
    cozimjewish
    Member

    “I hope you didn’t take it personally.”

    I think I can handle a bit of teasing

    “But I’m not sure how you came up with this:

    and also doesn’t realize that SayIdidIt is reading over her shoulder and putting the story on twitter”

    I was wondering that too….I just assumed it was a reference to a thread I haven’t read….???

    #1067310
    sirvoddmort
    Member

    In the back row, sirvoddmort and yekke2 are vociferously debating the advantages of a faster broom vs. a more maneuverable broom.

    As a relative newcomer, I’m not sure I feel qualified to add to this post. Plus, I am concerned that I may just be speaking a different language.

    I would just like to register my protest at ScaredDD for typecasting me as being only occupied in matters of the intercontinental divide and getting one up on the colonial commoners 🙁 (and now I’ve been forced into using an emoticon, which I detest on principle).

    If I must have a role in this escapade, please let it be more in the role PAA cast me in, as above, as a self confessed HP nut. And, whilst on the subject, closer examination of the books would reveal that Harry almost always comes from behind the opposing seeker to claim the snitch, meaning that having a faster broom is almost always a bigger advantage, much like in American Football, were speed is prized over technical prowess.

    Duke

    #1067311
    cozimjewish
    Member

    Duke Voldemort, I like your new signature! lol 😀

    #1067312
    sirvoddmort
    Member

    Thanks, it’s a work in progress.

    #1067313
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Am I the only person who uses Twitter? (I probably send out less tweets a year then some here send in a day!) And am I not here enough that the only thing you can find for me was a side reference to Twitter?

    #1067314
    Letakein Girl
    Participant

    SiDi,

    I am not enough to even be mentioned in his story. :'(

    Someone give me a napkin so I can quietly sob behind it

    #1067315
    Little Froggie
    Participant

    How do you use Twitter? Is it run by electric, gasoline, maybe wind-up? Does it move, can it cook and clean…

    #1067316
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    Letakein Girl:

    I actually realized that I left you out, very soon after posting it. My sincerest apologies.

    #1067317
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    LG, don’t cry, cozimjewish mentioned you in here story! Now stop biting your nails!! 🙂

    LF/HD, if Little Froggies can type and post on the CR, then birdies (who tweet) can move, cook and clean!

    #1067318
    Letakein Girl
    Participant

    PAA, aw, that’s sweet. DW, I didn’t take it personal.

    SiDi, I’m trying, I’m trying! I’m starting to think I need therapy for my compulsive nail biting. 😉

    #1067319
    cozimjewish
    Member

    LG dworry we love you! 🙂

    #1067320
    cozimjewish
    Member

    PAA – Could you pleeeeeeeeeeeeze repost that story with links???? (You could leave out the ones with me in it, not sure I wanna see…..just kidding 😉 )

    #1067321
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    cozimjewish:

    Maybe that will be my next project after the one I am undertaking in my report card thread. But it might be too hard, because in this story, the sources for my ideas were much less direct than in the previous story, so providing citations might no really help. But we shall see.

    #1067322
    ivory
    Member

    Cozimjewish : are you in school ? If I maybe so personal? You seem to have too much free time!

    #1067323
    lamud vov tzadik
    Participant

    To Paa you get the medal for being the best poster ever keep up the good work!

    #1067324
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    lamud vov tzadik:

    Thank you.

    #1067325
    cozimjewish
    Member

    “You seem to have too much free time!”

    Or maybe I just post when I should actually be doing homework….

    #1067326
    sm29
    Participant

    reminds me of college days 🙂

    #1067327
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    Narrated by Patur Aval Assur:

    I was strolling down the street, whistling a somber tune, and minding my own business when I walked right into a pole. Why, you might ask was there a pole in the middle of the street? Well there actually wasn’t. Being so absorbed in my ruminations I had lost track of where I was going and I had apparently wandered into some strange place where there was nothing to be seen other than the aforementioned pole. Once I was there anyway, I decided to take a closer look at the pole and I noticed that there was a flyer on the pole. The flyer said: The Coffee Room Convention in LA – Keynote Address to be delivered by Randomex, entitled “Perfunctory Points Pertaining to the Personality of Past and Present Posters, and Particularly the Plethora of Presumptuous, Pretentious, and Provocative Posts of Patur Aval Assur”. “Oho”, said I to myself; I should probably check this thing out. So off I went to the Coffee Room Convention in LA.

    The trouble started a mere half hour into the flight. Someone had figured out that the entire membership of the Coffee Room was on this flight and he decided to hijack the plane. We were brought to an uninhabited island, and the hijacker flew off, leaving us behind. People immediately started introducing themselves to one another, and let me tell you, there were quite a few shockers. I mean, who would have thought that Vayoel Moshe would be wearing Israeli Flag cuff-links. Well actually, I wasn’t so surprised, because as R’ Rakeffet is wont to say “You can’t be a Zionist until you’ve gone through all of Vayoel Moshe”. But I digress. I was hanging around watching everyone interacting, but I couldn’t help wondering what the purpose of this hijacking was. The hijacker had summarily abandoned us and it didn’t seem like he was coming back anytime soon. My first thought was that this was a ploy by Randomex who had not yet written his speech and was stalling for time. But when I suggested this, Cozimjewish promptly said that she knows Randomex and when he doesn’t respond, it’s not because he needs more time, but because he is ignoring.

    A few others threw out some theories. One of the better ones was suggested by Lamud Vov Tzadik – that we needed to all be gathered together in this auspicious place to perform an important Kabbalistic ritual. This caused a fight to erupt about whether this place was the right place, or if perhaps Uman would be better. It was resolved when Ivory pointed out that no one had thought to bring along their Rav, so we wouldn’t be able to perform the ritual anyway.

    ????? ???? a tremendous cacophony was heard. We all looked up and behold the Primordial Joseph was approaching from afar. Defeating him was going to require a team effort. The problem was that he had several hundred heads. Yekke2 came up with a brilliant idea. “Just play him a bit of music and he’ll fall straight to sleep.” Letakein Girl turned to Eftachbchinor and said “Quickly, get your harp!”. Eftach responded that she doesn’t play the harp (yet). “It matters not”, I responded. “???? ??? ???? ????? ????? ????? ?????.” So we were able to defeat Joseph. Except as it turned out, Joseph was just a projection, not really there. Meanwhile we began to hear a ticking noise but nobody was able to locate its origin. Finally, LittleFroggie shouted “I’ve found the source of the ticking! It’s a pipe bomb!”

    There could be only one conclusion: This was a conspiracy by the Moderators. But their bomb didn’t work because it had no subtitle.

    #1067328
    Randomex
    Member

    DUMBLEDORE!

    #1067329
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    I can’t believe that I left Sam2 out of all three of my stories. So here is a story just about him:

    Sam2 was once talking to someone. He said “lulei d’mistafina, I would say that what you’re doing is an issur d’oraisa of chukas akum/darchei emori”. [Insert causal loop.]

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/what-should-a-rebbe-do#post-542748

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/source-in-torah-andor-gemara-for-kapparos#post-537861

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/proposing#post-492311

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/source-in-torah-andor-gemara-for-kapparos#post-537915

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/celebrating-a-sports-team#post-524017

    etc.

    #1067330
    ivory
    Member

    Wo! Such an honor! I made it into PAA’s story!

    #1067331
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    Randomex:

    I wasn’t sure if anyone would get the reference. Good job.

    #1067332

    ???? ??? ???? ????? ????? ????? ?????.”

    Where’s that from?

    #1067333
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    Where’s that from?

    The original quote is from Berachos 3b, explaining how King David knew when chatzos was:

    ??? ????? ??? ??? ???? ?? ??? ?? ????? ?”? ????? ????? ???? ??? ???? ????? ????? ?? ??? ????? ????? ???? ???? ?? ??? ?????? ?????? ?? ????? ????? ??? ??? ???? ????? ????? ?? ???? ???? ????

    #1067334

    🙂 nice, PAA

    #1067335
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    Is that a response to the story, or to the quote which I provided?

    #1067336
    bp yidd
    Participant

    What would be funny is if your In a fight with someone and you read out loud while you write and you run into that person on the street

    #1067337
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    I don’t get it.

    #1067338
    bp yidd
    Participant

    My chaver viyoel moishe was in it cool

    #1067339
    lamud vov tzadik
    Participant

    Wow! I got into Paa’s story.

    #1067340

    “Is that a response to the story, or to the quote which I provided?”

    Originally the quote, but now that you ask, both.

    #1067341
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    Lamud Vov Tzadik:

    You were already in the last one.

    Bp Yidd:

    Vayoel Moshe was in the story. Not Viyoel Moishe. Unless you’re saying that they are the same person.

    #1067342
    bp yidd
    Participant

    Same guy

    #1067343
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant
    #1067344
    bp yidd
    Participant

    You got him kicked out btw

    #1067345
    ivory
    Member

    I have a feeling that he now arrived as bpyidd

    #1067346
    Patur Aval Assur
    Participant

    “You got him kicked out btw”

    For saying that he wore Israeli Flag cuff-links?

    #1067347
    bp yidd
    Participant

    @ivory I’ll talk to you by the chasineh

    #1067348

    I didnt make the story 🙁

    #1067349
    Randomex
    Member

    secretagentyid:

    You’d only posted in about 18 threads before the story was posted,

    and/or you might not have shown any specific characteristics.

    #1067350

    Ok, ok. I am mote of a lurker than a poster anyways

    #1067352
    cozimjewish
    Member

    Bump

    #1067353
    oomis
    Participant

    I LOVED being the end of the story, telling the tale to my aineklach!

    #1067354
    Little Froggie
    Participant

    No, it was me. I’ll tell it to my aineklach!

    #1067355
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Can’t believe you actually mentioned the ???? ??? ???? ????? ????? without even a casual reference to my subtitle!

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