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    If you answer the door before someone knocks on it, you may be drinking too much coffee.

    If you grind your coffee beans with your teeth, you may be drinking too much coffee!

    If you name your cats Cream and Sugar, and your first child Juan Valdez, you may be drinking too much coffee

    If you have a picture of your favorite coffee mug on your favorite coffee mug, you may be drinking too much coffee.

    If you sleep with your eyes open, watch videos in fast-forward, and lick your coffeepot clean, you may be drinking too much coffee.

    If other people get dizzy when they look at you, and Starbucks holds the deed on your house, you may be drinking too much coffee.

    If you can thread a sewing machine while it is running and your first aid kit includes coffee for an I.V. drip, then you may be drinking too much coffee.

    Last but not least there was a couple arguing about whose job it was to make the coffee she won when she took out a bible and showed him that it says in many places “Hebrews”

    #1113526
    SayIDidIt™
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    I don’t drink too much cause I don’t drink at all!

    SiDi™

    #1113527
    👑RebYidd23
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    #1113528
    Bookworm120
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    ROTFL!!! “Hebrews.” That’s FANTASTIC. 😀

    #1113529

    Same here I hate the stuff I wish we could call this place the tea room ( or diet Snapple room)

    #1113530
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    Snapple! That’s my type of drink!

    SiDi™

    #1113531
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I drink iced vanilla coffee.

    #1113532
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    2b,

    Yes to the IV

    #1113533

    For coffee addict , there is no such thing as too much coffee

    #1113534
    skripka
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    i have OCD (obsessive coffee disorder)

    #1113535
    Health
    Participant

    Coffee addict -“Yes to the IV”

    Did you ever get SVT?!?

    #1113536
    Little Froggie
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    Take it from me… there’s no such thing as too much coffee.

    #1113537
    👑RebYidd23
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    It’s not a joke. Too much coffee can be very dangerous. It is highly insensitive and irresponsible to make such a comment on a website where people can read it who know people who suffered the adverse effects of caffeine overdose.

    #1113538
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    coming from someone who is up a bit late – what’s the matter? too much coffee?

    #1113539
    Little Froggie
    Participant

    Just pinched myself… still alive as of 11/23/15 01:32:05 (?? ??? ???????).. So it’s not dangerous…

    It’s actually related to the ??? ?? ????… you take a bit and it makes you ALIVE…

    and btw what does “It’s not a joke” mean?

    #1113540
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    People survive being hit by cars all the time. That’s not a joke either.

    #1113541
    skripka
    Participant

    “kava”i el hashem chazak!

    but seriously mods, maybe the thred should be closed because of the point reb yid brings up

    #1113542
    blubluh
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    There actually can be an unpleasant side-effect of too much coffee. Coffee – actually the caffeine – is, among other things, a laxative.

    In practical terms that means that some people will experience “the runs” if they consume too much of it in a short period of time.

    #1113543
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    You know you drink too much coffee…

    …when you consider sleep to be a last resort caffeine alternative.

    #1113544
    Health
    Participant

    Blubluh -“There actually can be an unpleasant side-effect of too much coffee. Coffee – actually the caffeine – is, among other things, a laxative”

    Coffee can be dangerous! It acts as a diuretic. Besides you can put yourself into SVT!

    #1113545
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Coffee can be dangerous!

    If coffee were dangerous, I would be dead.

    It acts as a diuretic.

    To counteract that, I put fluids in mine.

    #1113546
    mobico
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    When you get to work and realize that you forgot you car. (not an original line)

    #1113547
    feivel
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    You’re a bigoted insensitive coffee drinker if you go to a Chinese auction to bid on a Starbucks gift card. And that’s not funny.

    #1113548
    Health
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    DY -“If coffee were dangerous, I would be dead.”

    I said “could be”!

    “To counteract that, I put fluids in mine.”

    It depends how much fluids. Did you ever get SVT?

    #1113549
    👑RebYidd23
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    Are all smokers dead?

    #1113550
    Little Froggie
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    Everything too much is no good.

    The conflict about coffee, whether it’s good, beneficial, bad, dangerous, fatal etc. has been going on ever since radio commercials have been invented. Depends who sponsored the day.

    #1113551
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    You said there’s no such thing as too much.

    #1113552
    Little Froggie
    Participant

    RY, this is the Coffee Room. Anything goes…

    But I certainly stand by my second statement. This has been going on back and forth for as I can remember. And I can remember a long time. Which means that anyone who either drinks or doesn’t drink coffee can live a long time. (provided no radio commercials (“”discoveries””, “”studies””) prove otherwise)

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