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    popa_bar_abba
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    I’m becoming a Moron.

    Actually I’m snowboarding.

    #750120
    Grandmaster
    Member

    I’m becoming a Moron.

    Was the Starbucks ban the straw that broke the camels back?

    #750121
    WolfishMusings
    Participant

    Heh. You’re in the only place in the world where you would be considered a gentile. 🙂

    Have fun snowboarding!

    The Wolf

    #750122
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Heh. You’re in the only place in the world where you would be considered a gentile. 🙂

    No kidding. Chabad already made a pass at me.

    #750123
    eclipse
    Member

    You mean Mormon.

    #750124
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Eclipse:

    Yes, but I did it on purpose.

    #750125
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    Papa- Skiing is so much better. Why would you go snowboarding instead? Why did you pick Salt Lake City because I bet there are lots of places that are closer to New York than Salt Lake City

    #750126
    eclipse
    Member

    Oh!

    #750127
    EzratHashem
    Member

    The Mormons have kept an extensive library of Jewish geneology. I think it’s at a museum called the Museum of Family History in Salt Lake City.

    #750128
    bezalel
    Participant

    Did you get the whole row of seats on the plane?

    #750129
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    I remember sitting next to a Mormon on a plane. He told me we were cousins as I was a descendant of Judah and he was from Efraim. Don’t remember my answer but I remember thinking he probably knew his bible better than I knew mine (in regard to quoting off the top of our heads). I found that embarrassing and motivating and am proud to say it isn’t as true as it used to be!

    #750130
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I’m becoming a Moron.

    We’ve noticed 🙂

    I’m becoming a Mormon.

    Popa, you have a unique opportunity to make a serious dent in the shidduch crisis.

    #750131

    BS”D

    Besser a moron vi a (insert your favorite Yiddish word for dummy or jerk)…

    #750132
    ronrsr
    Member

    did you take your wives along with you?

    #750133
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    did you take your wives along with you?

    Only the ones without kids.

    #750134
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Ok, so the chopped meat I brought to eat for supper does not smell good.

    So I went to Wal mart, and I bought frozen Salmon.

    I would buy it even without the skin, but hashgacha pratis, it even has the skin. And scales. No tushes.

    It is wild Alaskan sockeye salmon from Bristol Bay.

    #750135
    ✡onegoal™
    Participant

    How long are you staying?

    #750136
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    did you take your wives along with you?

    Wow, popa, you work fast!

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