December 13, 2012 6:51 pm at 6:51 pm #607413
Order in the court! all those having conflicts with other posters may bring their cases before this Beis Din for resolution the decision of the Beis Din shall be final, now all we need are three wise people to hear the cases, i nominate Wolfish Musings, WIY, and Oomis.
December 13, 2012 7:08 pm at 7:08 pm #913048
LOL! Great thread, Goq!
December 13, 2012 7:13 pm at 7:13 pm #913049
I’m suing Joseph.
And I’m asking for zabla. I choose Squeak as my Dayan. He may choose any of his alter names. I hope they will choose together a real person, not another alter name.
December 13, 2012 7:26 pm at 7:26 pm #913051
I’m formally submitting my application for the Public Defender job.
December 13, 2012 7:41 pm at 7:41 pm #913052
December 13, 2012 7:49 pm at 7:49 pm #913053
Ender – I’m suing Bonzo Madrid, and may need your help…
December 14, 2012 12:51 am at 12:51 am #913054
Awesome The Goq!
I think I would like to be the child advocate attorney, seeing as how I am one…I will also represent “furry family members” free of charge 😉
December 14, 2012 2:25 am at 2:25 am #913055
Can someone please explain what this whole Joseph thing is??? I have no idea what you people are talking about!!!
December 14, 2012 3:27 am at 3:27 am #913056
Joseph is a fellow who has numerous names and posts controversial things and then uses his other names to agree with himself. Basically.
December 14, 2012 3:34 am at 3:34 am #913057
He went with two names, he became second in command.
December 14, 2012 3:58 am at 3:58 am #913058
To be eligible to be a Dayan on this Beth Din, you have to pass 3 oaths:-
a) Be Shomer Shabbos
b) Be Shomer Yom ha’Atzmaut
c) Be Shomer Yom Yerushilayim
December 14, 2012 4:25 am at 4:25 am #913059
So then why are people calling me Joseph, and why was the thread that I started blocked?
December 14, 2012 4:36 am at 4:36 am #913060
Just My Hapence- I think Bonzo is dead, are you suing his estate?
December 14, 2012 5:10 am at 5:10 am #913061
Bonzo Madrid sounds like a soccer team.
December 14, 2012 6:26 am at 6:26 am #913062
Kkls: Joseph is known as the g-d of (unsuccessful) trolling. Anytime someone attempts and fails to troll the CR, they get crowned with the honorary title “The Spirit of Joseph McTrollster”, which has been shortened to, Joseph.
Being awarded the Joseph title has its perks too. Every year there is an additional ceremony which awards “Joseph of the Year” to Josephs greatest imitators.
Anyways, keep up the great work, like your amazingly bad Instagram troll, and we’ll have you nominated for that coveted Joseph of the year award in no time.
December 14, 2012 8:05 am at 8:05 am #913063
I get to be the Official Court Justice Of Sesquipedalianism and Polysyllabic Verbosity.
December 14, 2012 8:54 am at 8:54 am #913064
Ender – I wanted to sue him personally but now you tell me he’s dead. What happened? Did you take the law into your own hand and kill him?
December 14, 2012 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm #913065
Just my hapence- As a matter of fact I did. It was in the shower room.
December 14, 2012 2:21 pm at 2:21 pm #913066
Ender – I’ve got 2 judges for a case I’m bringing. Can you be a third?
December 14, 2012 7:47 pm at 7:47 pm #913067
Grumble grumble. I’ll do it but what’s that about my alts? You might be aware of one that I used a few times when I wanted to say something a bit nasty but there aren’t others. I’m certainly no sock puppeteer as you insinuate.
December 14, 2012 7:58 pm at 7:58 pm #913068
Just my hapence- It would be my pleasure.
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