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    TheGoq
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    Order in the court! all those having conflicts with other posters may bring their cases before this Beis Din for resolution the decision of the Beis Din shall be final, now all we need are three wise people to hear the cases, i nominate Wolfish Musings, WIY, and Oomis.

    #913048

    BaalHabooze
    Participant

    LOL! Great thread, Goq!

    #913049

    popa_bar_abba
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    I’m suing Joseph.

    And I’m asking for zabla. I choose Squeak as my Dayan. He may choose any of his alter names. I hope they will choose together a real person, not another alter name.

    #913051

    Ender
    Member

    I’m formally submitting my application for the Public Defender job.

    #913052

    ZeesKite
    Participant

    Finally!!

    Long overdue.

    #913053

    Ender – I’m suing Bonzo Madrid, and may need your help…

    #913054

    aurora77
    Participant

    Awesome The Goq!

    I think I would like to be the child advocate attorney, seeing as how I am one…I will also represent “furry family members” free of charge šŸ˜‰

    #913055

    kkls45
    Member

    Can someone please explain what this whole Joseph thing is??? I have no idea what you people are talking about!!!

    #913056

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Joseph is a fellow who has numerous names and posts controversial things and then uses his other names to agree with himself. Basically.

    #913057

    ZeesKite
    Participant

    He went with two names, he became second in command.

    #913058

    147
    Participant

    To be eligible to be a Dayan on this Beth Din, you have to pass 3 oaths:-

    a) Be Shomer Shabbos

    b) Be Shomer Yom ha’Atzmaut

    c) Be Shomer Yom Yerushilayim

    #913059

    kkls45
    Member

    So then why are people calling me Joseph, and why was the thread that I started blocked?

    #913060

    Ender
    Member

    Just My Hapence- I think Bonzo is dead, are you suing his estate?

    #913061

    TheGoq
    Participant

    Bonzo Madrid sounds like a soccer team.

    #913062

    uneeq
    Member

    Kkls: Joseph is known as the g-d of (unsuccessful) trolling. Anytime someone attempts and fails to troll the CR, they get crowned with the honorary title “The Spirit of Joseph McTrollster”, which has been shortened to, Joseph.

    Being awarded the Joseph title has its perks too. Every year there is an additional ceremony which awards “Joseph of the Year” to Josephs greatest imitators.

    Anyways, keep up the great work, like your amazingly bad Instagram troll, and we’ll have you nominated for that coveted Joseph of the year award in no time.

    #913063

    TheMusicMan
    Participant

    I get to be the Official Court Justice Of Sesquipedalianism and Polysyllabic Verbosity.

    #913064

    Ender – I wanted to sue him personally but now you tell me he’s dead. What happened? Did you take the law into your own hand and kill him?

    #913065

    Ender
    Member

    Just my hapence- As a matter of fact I did. It was in the shower room.

    #913066

    Ender – I’ve got 2 judges for a case I’m bringing. Can you be a third?

    #913067

    squeak
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    Grumble grumble. I’ll do it but what’s that about my alts? You might be aware of one that I used a few times when I wanted to say something a bit nasty but there aren’t others. I’m certainly no sock puppeteer as you insinuate.

    #913068

    Ender
    Member

    Just my hapence- It would be my pleasure.

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