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  1. The Goq™
    Founder, President, Vice President and CEO of the CR Welcome Wagon!

    Order in the court! all those having conflicts with other posters may bring their cases before this Beis Din for resolution the decision of the Beis Din shall be final, now all we need are three wise people to hear the cases, i nominate Wolfish Musings, WIY, and Oomis.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. BaalHabooze
    On the rocks

    LOL! Great thread, Goq!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. popa_bar_abba
    Incorrigible; eccentric; somewhere between mean and average; sometimes only a bit over the top; arbitrarily engaged in cynicism.

    I'm suing Joseph.

    And I'm asking for zabla. I choose Squeak as my Dayan. He may choose any of his alter names. I hope they will choose together a real person, not another alter name.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. Ender
    Member

    I'm formally submitting my application for the Public Defender job.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. ZeesKite
    Aquilone Dolce

    Finally!!

    Long overdue.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    Ender - I'm suing Bonzo Madrid, and may need your help...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. aurora77
    loves cats

    Awesome The Goq!

    I think I would like to be the child advocate attorney, seeing as how I am one...I will also represent "furry family members" free of charge ;-)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. kkls45
    Member

    Can someone please explain what this whole Joseph thing is??? I have no idea what you people are talking about!!!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. The Goq™
    Founder, President, Vice President and CEO of the CR Welcome Wagon!

    Joseph is a fellow who has numerous names and posts controversial things and then uses his other names to agree with himself. Basically.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. ZeesKite
    Aquilone Dolce

    He went with two names, he became second in command.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. 147
    -105

    To be eligible to be a Dayan on this Beth Din, you have to pass 3 oaths:-
    a) Be Shomer Shabbos
    b) Be Shomer Yom ha'Atzmaut
    c) Be Shomer Yom Yerushilayim

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. kkls45
    Member

    So then why are people calling me Joseph, and why was the thread that I started blocked?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. Ender
    Member

    Just My Hapence- I think Bonzo is dead, are you suing his estate?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. The Goq™
    Founder, President, Vice President and CEO of the CR Welcome Wagon!

    Bonzo Madrid sounds like a soccer team.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. uneeq
    Ironically, redundant subtitles can be redundantly ironic.

    Kkls: Joseph is known as the g-d of (unsuccessful) trolling. Anytime someone attempts and fails to troll the CR, they get crowned with the honorary title "The Spirit of Joseph McTrollster", which has been shortened to, Joseph.

    Being awarded the Joseph title has its perks too. Every year there is an additional ceremony which awards "Joseph of the Year" to Josephs greatest imitators.

    Anyways, keep up the great work, like your amazingly bad Instagram troll, and we'll have you nominated for that coveted Joseph of the year award in no time.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. TheMusicMan
    Epigraph: Director of the Redundancy Department of Redundancy

    I get to be the Official Court Justice Of Sesquipedalianism and Polysyllabic Verbosity.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    Ender - I wanted to sue him personally but now you tell me he's dead. What happened? Did you take the law into your own hand and kill him?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. Ender
    Member

    Just my hapence- As a matter of fact I did. It was in the shower room.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. just my hapence
    a penny for your thoughts, minus some change

    Ender - I've got 2 judges for a case I'm bringing. Can you be a third?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. squeak
    Makes smalltalk with the two most sandy ectoplasmic beings on Earth (not to mention the Man on the Moon).

    Grumble grumble. I'll do it but what's that about my alts? You might be aware of one that I used a few times when I wanted to say something a bit nasty but there aren't others. I'm certainly no sock puppeteer as you insinuate.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. Ender
    Member

    Just my hapence- It would be my pleasure.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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