Order in the court! all those having conflicts with other posters may bring their cases before this Beis Din for resolution the decision of the Beis Din shall be final, now all we need are three wise people to hear the cases, i nominate Wolfish Musings, WIY, and Oomis.
LOL! Great thread, Goq!
I’m suing Joseph.
And I’m asking for zabla. I choose Squeak as my Dayan. He may choose any of his alter names. I hope they will choose together a real person, not another alter name.
I’m formally submitting my application for the Public Defender job.
Ender – I’m suing Bonzo Madrid, and may need your help…
Awesome The Goq!
I think I would like to be the child advocate attorney, seeing as how I am one…I will also represent “furry family members” free of charge 😉
Can someone please explain what this whole Joseph thing is??? I have no idea what you people are talking about!!!
Joseph is a fellow who has numerous names and posts controversial things and then uses his other names to agree with himself. Basically.
He went with two names, he became second in command.
To be eligible to be a Dayan on this Beth Din, you have to pass 3 oaths:-
a) Be Shomer Shabbos
b) Be Shomer Yom ha’Atzmaut
c) Be Shomer Yom Yerushilayim
So then why are people calling me Joseph, and why was the thread that I started blocked?
Just My Hapence- I think Bonzo is dead, are you suing his estate?
Bonzo Madrid sounds like a soccer team.
Kkls: Joseph is known as the g-d of (unsuccessful) trolling. Anytime someone attempts and fails to troll the CR, they get crowned with the honorary title “The Spirit of Joseph McTrollster”, which has been shortened to, Joseph.
Being awarded the Joseph title has its perks too. Every year there is an additional ceremony which awards “Joseph of the Year” to Josephs greatest imitators.
Anyways, keep up the great work, like your amazingly bad Instagram troll, and we’ll have you nominated for that coveted Joseph of the year award in no time.
I get to be the Official Court Justice Of Sesquipedalianism and Polysyllabic Verbosity.
Ender – I wanted to sue him personally but now you tell me he’s dead. What happened? Did you take the law into your own hand and kill him?
Just my hapence- As a matter of fact I did. It was in the shower room.
Ender – I’ve got 2 judges for a case I’m bringing. Can you be a third?
Grumble grumble. I’ll do it but what’s that about my alts? You might be aware of one that I used a few times when I wanted to say something a bit nasty but there aren’t others. I’m certainly no sock puppeteer as you insinuate.
Just my hapence- It would be my pleasure.