The evils of ketchup

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  • #611777
    👑RebYidd23
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    I have recently learned that I am not alone in detesting ketchup. Join me, my fellow ketchup-haters!

    #998352
    popa_bar_abba
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    It isn’t salty enough!!!!

    #998353
    TheGoq
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    Even though i started that thread i do not detest ketchup i just don’t think it belongs on scrambled eggs.

    #998354
    👑RebYidd23
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    Ketchup is the wrong color. It should be made of yellow tomatoes and no additives.

    #998355
    👑RebYidd23
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    Goq, this thread is for ketchup haters.

    #998356
    oomis
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    Red is the only ketchup color that makes sense to me. Look what happened when Heinz marketed GREEN ketchup. If it ain’t broke…

    #998357
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Oomis, this thread is for ketchup haters.

    Postscript: If yellow tomatoes make sense, so does yellow ketchup.

    #998358
    WIY
    Member

    OOmis

    Orange would have sold better. They should have asked me.

    #998359
    oomis
    Participant

    Yeah, but then they’d have to PAY you…

    #998360
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Ketchup is disgusting and if you disagree go start a ketchup-lover thread.

    #998361
    SayIDidIt™
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    Sorry for hijacking, but I need The Best Bubby’s help for my Shabbos cooking http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/making-shabbos-for-the-first-time-need-help

    And, NO KETCHUP IN THE CHOLENT!!!

    #998362
    PBT
    Member

    Ketchup makes a lot of things taste really good. The only ketchup recipe I took exception to was Gerald Ford’s cottage cheese and ketchup on the morning he became President.

    #998365
    notasheep
    Member

    Things taste good without the ketchup. The stuff makes me throw up, and I’m not kidding when I say that I can tell when someone has used ketchup in a recipe. THE ONLY thing I will put ketchup on is a roast, since it tenderises the meat, and I use only enough to rub into the roast before I put it in the oven. AND THAT IS IT.

    #998366

    I feel for all of you. This “thing” is on my no-no list, almost #1. There are many other things that make be break out into the chills, nausea of even headaches when their “aroma” reaches me. I cannot list them here, as people would be able to identify me for my unique list of no-nos. My partial list includes pickles and most types of fish (ugh, did I just mention it??? I’m already…)

    #998367
    the-art-of-moi
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    What a waste of tomatoes 🙁 – if I were a tomato I would be traumatized to become ketchup. Tomatoes deserve so much more, would anyone think of their rights?! It’s tomato abuse and needs to be abolished.

    #998368
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    All ketchup lovers, go post on your ketchup lover thread!

    #998369
    notasheep
    Member

    TAOM, most ketchups don’t even have that much tomato in any more

    #998370
    wallflower
    Participant

    Hi, I’m back. And I hate ketchup.

    #998371
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    To all ketchup “haters”: What do you eat French Fries with?

    SiDi™

    #998372
    TheGoq
    Participant

    I am ambivalent about ketchup is their a thread for me?

    #998373
    oomis
    Participant

    The only thing I really do not like to see with ketchup (of the types of foods that normally require some type of savory condiment), I cannot abide ketchup on a hot dog. ONLY MUSTARD IS k’halacha.

    #998374
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    When I walk into a store and see all those ketchup bottles on display, I have this urge to start smashing them … and then lick it all up!!!

    SiDi™

    Honestly, I don’t put ketchup all over my food (and definitely not in eggs) but I do enjoy some ketchup (having some now with my FF). But why the hate? I mean, it seems like such a stupid thing! So some people like it and some don’t. Should I start a thread cause I HATE peas? If we all started threads about the foods we liked or disliked this place would be very babyish…

    SiDi™

    This time for real…

    #998375
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    I actually hate ketchup. The smell nauseates me and…oh, just go post on your ketchup-lover thread!

    #998376
    SaysMe
    Member

    sidi- gool ol’ salt n vinegar on fries. Or plain spicy fries- why conceal their awesome taste?

    #998377
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Who says you even need to eat french fries? They’re good without ketchup, but they have more calories than you need in a week.

    #998378
    SaysMe
    Member

    rebyidd- not all fries are deep fried

    #998379
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Many are. Hey, look at the bright side: if I don’t eat them, more for you.

    #998380
    SaysMe
    Member

    cheers! but i avoid the deep fried ones 🙂

    #998382
    notasheep
    Member

    SIDI – guess what? I actually eat them without ketchup! Gasp! A little bit of salt does the trick for me. And sometimes I eat them with mayonnaise. Hellman’s is great stuff.

    #998383
    notasheep
    Member

    Would seem that it is more popular to hate ketchup here – our rivals have only five posts!

    #998384
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Everyone must understand, though, that this is a true hatred, not a mere dislike.

    #998385
    WIY
    Member

    I feel like a line is being drawn in the sand.

    #998386
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    this is a true hatred, not a mere dislike.

    Man! Some people have serious problems!!!

    SiDi™

    #998387
    SayIDidIt™
    Participant

    this is a true hatred, not a mere dislike.

    Man! Some people have serious problems!!!

    SiDi™

    #998388

    ME!!!

    #998389
    Avram in MD
    Participant

    One of the true evils of ketchup is that it is distributed in tiny packets or hard to pour bottles. Gallon jugs or converted cement mixers would be more suited to supply sufficient ketchup for french fries and chicken nuggets. 🙂

    #998390
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    No, because the sum of a ketchup-hater’s problems is about equal to average. The ketchup-hating taking the place of any other problems, without ketchup, we’re practically perfect.

    #998391
    Avram in MD
    Participant

    rebyidd23,

    The ketchup-hating taking the place of any other problems, without ketchup, we’re practically perfect.

    Granted, ketchup haters probably have an easier time with the laundry.

    #998392
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Not only laundry, and by the way, we only do the machine kind.

    #998393
    takahmamash
    Participant

    There’s a widely popular french-fry place in Ocean City, Maryland, named Thrashers. They have a big sign that says “WE DO NO SERVE KETCHUP!” I believe they serve vinegar instead, for those who want.

    #998395
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Hurray! I hate the smell of ketchup. I am especially careful not to break the bottles in the store for that reason,

    #998398
    notasheep
    Member

    Ban ketchup!!!

    #998399
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    I hate people who hate ketchup!

    #998400
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Ban people who hate people who hate ketchup!

    Really, 613,I didn’t think you were the hating people type.

    #998401
    WIY
    Member

    DY

    Shes the hating people who hate type.

    #998402
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    (Ban people who ban people who hate people who hate people who hate ketchup)^x

    #998403
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I’m dizzy.

    #998404
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Ban people who make long mathematical statements about banning.

    #998405
    notasheep
    Member

    Torah, get off this thread. If you like ketchup, go post on the other thread.

    #998406
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    Yeah! This is an exclusive thread!!!

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