The real cause of weight gain

This is so simple, I can’t believe it took me so long to figure out.

See, every time the topic of weight and shidduchim comes up, all the irrational women come on here and say that weight really makes no difference, or should make no difference, or whatever, and all that really counts is what’s inside and the guy who is for you will not mind, blah blah blah…

But the women aren’t being irrational. They are just being self-serving, and I can’t believe it took this long to figure this out. See, they know there is a shidduch crisis, and they want to narrow (or broaden) the competition. And so they are trying to convince each other to be fat.

And the more you protesteth, the more I’ll know I’m right.