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When I was in yeshiva, there was a certain alteh bochur I was friends with. Every year on purim, he would get up in the middle of maariv, open up the yeshiva’s sefer yeshaya, klop on the bima, and lein the haftara of parshas shemos.
When people would yell at him, he would just shush them and keep leining. Afterwards, he would explain that it is the haftarah for purim.
Some congregations lain Divrei Yirmiyahu for Shemos instead. They obviously feel it is too early for Purim. 53 days…
How do you program a computer to draw a square?
Do you want to do it in COBOL or BASIC?
I’m not sure what language Yeshayahu Hanavi programmed in. It is pseudo-code.
It surely is never too soon for “Teka beShofor Godol leCheiruseinu” which is based on the famous Posuk of “veHoyo baYom haHu yiToka beShofor Godol” which as everyone knows is in this Haftoro of Shemos.
Mareh Mekomos for this thread:
The actual haftorah starts in the previous perek and ends with psukim from Perek 29
Took me a few minutes to get this thread.
That’s pretty bad considering you started it. Are you drunk?
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