Fine, I think I will try again
Im not a limerick gal, my friend
This may be fun
For everyone
But songs are much easier to blend
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Limericks!
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Posted 1 year ago #
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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack
You'll never guess who is back?
For now I'm here
But leaving for a year
Since the Coffee Room is still out of whack.The Coffee Room has too many rules
And lost most of its prized jewels
So I say "Hello"
Now I gotta go
But I wish you all a Happy April Fools(And a Gutten Chodesh!)
Posted 1 year ago # -
No, I couldn't write a limerick or rhyme
as I once wrote before, way back in time
but who says we've lost
the jewels who were crossed
maybe just changed names - IT'S NO CRIMEPosted 1 year ago # -
welcome back! A blast from the past whoa
Posted 1 year ago # -
1. There once was a man named bashere
whose problem was he couldnt hear
in his town of telz
they didnt have belz
so his door read "bash here for bashere"2. I have an old friend, a good man
who had a very large wing span
every day in a tizzy
he would get home real dizzy
from his job as a human ceiling fan3. One day a picture was blamed
for a crime, "I'm innocent" he exclaimed
next day he was jailed
but justice had failed
because you see the picture was framed4. There once was town called new york
were everyone loved to eat pork
they ate with a hand
and thought it was grand
till someone discovered the fork5. I have quite a good friend named ike
but thank g-d we look nothing alike
though it does him no harm
having his ears on his arm
you should see what his glasses look like6. His familial mutations are keen
though alway seem to cause scenes
his friends went on rants
cause he never wore pants
you seen gene had jeans in his genes7. he found a way to make flower growth spike
by attaching them to the wheels of a trike
some found it real funny
his trying to make money
peddling his petal pedal bikePosted 1 year ago # -
8. I know an old pirate named mos
who had hooks for his fingers and toes
it was all going okay
they never got in his way
Till one day when he picked his nose9. and then there was that other shnook
who had utensils instead of a hook
as a pirate he stunk
cause his weapons were junk
but he sure made one heck of a cook10. don't forget about the captains daughter
when there was no wind, she did what he taught'er
she would stand by the sail
and sneeze out a squall
cause you see she was allergic to water11. so now its time to bid adieu
as they set sail 'cross the ocean blue
when you see them a'coming
know that laughs are forthcoming
at the captain and his weirdly shaped crewPosted 1 year ago # -
There once was the Sun
Put in the creation
It moved away
So our hearts began to stray
But yet we are still a nationPosted 1 year ago # -
There once was a man named bob
He liked corn on the cob
He liked it with salt and butter
Ans so he used to mutter
"For corn on the cob, a bank would I rob"Posted 1 year ago # -
GA - GREAT stuff.
There once were some folks in CR,
Thought THEY wrote the best stuff, by far.
Their lines often lacked
Some panache and/or tact,
Keep your day jobs, whoever you are! :pPosted 1 year ago # -
Ok, Oomis, I got the hint
My stuff aint worth a mint
So maybe I should stop
And the fabulous CR drop
My "input" is not going to printPosted 1 year ago # -
Little Froggie, I don't think I meant you
And surely I wouldn't prevent you
From writing whatever
Is well-said and clever,
(And with that, a Good Shabbos I bensch you!!!!)Posted 1 year ago # -
Malbim,
I don't want to move to Austin,
I'm happy to stay here in Boston,
though I might move to Texas,
if you buy me a Lexus,
with free kids' tuition tossed in!Posted 11 months ago # -
Daas Yochid, just visit Austin,Tx
Posted 11 months ago # -
I said I do not want to go,
unless you will cough up some dough.
So stop being funny,
and show me the money,
'til then, emphatically, NO!!Posted 11 months ago # -
DaasYochid, please visit Austin,Tx.
Posted 11 months ago # -
I repeat, I refuse to get lost in
the furnace you like to call Austin.
There's one little chance,
that DY recants;
but a pretty penny it'll be costin'.Posted 11 months ago # -
DaasYochid, just try Austin,Tx and u will be liken it.
Posted 11 months ago # -
I'm not going to the land of the cattle,
despite your endless prattle.
So go on about Austin,
but me, you're exhaustin'
So I'm gettin' out of this battle.(I'll save you the trouble, though - DaasYochid, just try Austin, Tx.)
Posted 11 months ago # -
DaasYochid, here is proof Austin,Tx is great : Sorry, no external links
read and weep.
Posted 11 months ago # -
Can't be bothered reading the rest of this thread so sorry if this has already been said:
A flea and a fly in a floo
They were stuck, so what could they do?
"Let us flee," said the fly.
"Let us fly," said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the floo.Posted 9 months ago # -
What's with this aversion to Austin?
It's no more a challenge than Boston.
So go South or East,
I don't care in the least,
And now my opinion, I've tossed in.Posted 9 months ago # -
I have to admit that it's true,
What you're on about I haven't a clue,
Coz reading this thread
As I've already said
Is something I don't plan to do.Posted 9 months ago # -
I'm about to sign off for a long while
But I ask you all to go the extra mile
if it's not too much
please keep in touch
My contact info is in my profile.Posted 3 months ago # -
A lot of people who are out cleaning will be very sorry they missed you!
Posted 3 months ago # -
Dr. P, you it is always nice to see
Going the extra mile for you is the least we can do
Giving the personal touch is not asking for much
Soon I'm going to be a limerick writer, so I better not retirePosted 3 months ago #
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