Info on Chemdas Seminary

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  • #610848


    does any one have any information on a new sem called chemdas

  • #991042


    yes its a new nachlas but mrs jackobowitz wants a bjj and is accepting only THE top girls…

  • #991043


    Yes, it’s run by a very sweet lady named Rebbetzin Kivolofsky. She has a Phd in Microeconomics with a focus on Atmospheric Paleontology. She is planning to compete with BJJ for the “using money to get in crowd”, and is only accepting students whose parents bribe their way in.

    (Also, they ask for 8 pictures to make sure you are skinny enough to get in, and the door to the seminary is very narrow to make sure you can’t get in if you gain weight after the picture.)

    It is a highly competitive sem to get into, because of its close proximity to the dining room.

  • #991044

    I heard she has a PhD from Duke, and I don’t mean the Duke. I would only go to a seminary where the principal has a PhD from a better ranked Ivy League, like Harvard or Columbia.

  • #991045

    It’s supposed to be a really good sem. It’s comparable to nachlas which sounds nice. The girls ate supposed to be very good Bais yaakov girls.

  • #991046

    popa bar abba- what part of that was true?

  • #991047


    They really do have a door.

  • #991048

    She has a PhD, but it’s really on Atmospheric Paleontology with a focus on Microeconomics.

  • #991049

    Daas Yochid- HAHAHA!

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