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Info on Chemdas Seminary

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  • Started 1 year ago by rabbit101
  • Latest reply from no longer need seminary help


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  1. rabbit101

    does any one have any information on a new sem called chemdas

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. semtime

    yes its a new nachlas but mrs jackobowitz wants a bjj and is accepting only THE top girls...

    Posted 12 months ago #
  3. popa_bar_abba
    Incorrigible; eccentric; somewhere between mean and average; sometimes only a bit over the top; arbitrarily engaged in cynicism.

    Yes, it's run by a very sweet lady named Rebbetzin Kivolofsky. She has a Phd in Microeconomics with a focus on Atmospheric Paleontology. She is planning to compete with BJJ for the "using money to get in crowd", and is only accepting students whose parents bribe their way in.

    (Also, they ask for 8 pictures to make sure you are skinny enough to get in, and the door to the seminary is very narrow to make sure you can't get in if you gain weight after the picture.)

    It is a highly competitive sem to get into, because of its close proximity to the dining room.

    Posted 12 months ago #
  4. Torah613Torah

    I heard she has a PhD from Duke, and I don't mean the Duke. I would only go to a seminary where the principal has a PhD from a better ranked Ivy League, like Harvard or Columbia.

    Posted 12 months ago #
  5. It's supposed to be a really good sem. It's comparable to nachlas which sounds nice. The girls ate supposed to be very good Bais yaakov girls.

    Posted 12 months ago #
  6. no longer need seminary help

    popa bar abba- what part of that was true?

    Posted 12 months ago #
  7. DaasYochid
    a singular mind

    They really do have a door.

    Posted 12 months ago #
  8. Torah613Torah

    She has a PhD, but it's really on Atmospheric Paleontology with a focus on Microeconomics.

    Posted 12 months ago #
  9. no longer need seminary help

    Daas Yochid- HAHAHA!

    Posted 11 months ago #

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