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Popa on parenting

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  • Started 11 months ago by good.jew
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  1. good.jew
    Member

    I am sure we all noticed that Popa believes that poor parenting is the cause of many issues later on in life, so I thought we could have a thread for Popa to tell us all how to be perfect parents.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  2. 147
    -105

    Father's day was yesterday, but better late then never, to commence good parenting.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  3. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    Popa, how often do you beat your kids?

    Posted 11 months ago #
  4. popa_bar_abba
    Incorrigible; semi-retarded; eccentric; perhaps a man; somewhere between mean and average; sometimes only a bit over the top; arbitrarily cynical.

    Popa, how often do you beat your kids?

    Just once. I'm good at it.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  5. SaysMe
    O pen, says me

    you always let them win the games? chess and bowling too?

    Posted 11 months ago #
  6. pcoz
    Member

    What do you use?

    Posted 11 months ago #
  7. mom12
    Member

    how OFTEN? sir

    Posted 11 months ago #
  8. BTGuy
    Member

    How does one beet kids? I know on Purim you can pickle them.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  9. Shticky Guy
    THE SHTICKIEST POSTER IN THE ©®

    A well known child psychologist said he had 3 solid theories on how to bring up kids. Now he has gotten married and says he has 3 kids and no theories

    Posted 11 months ago #
  10. good.jew
    Member

    What does popa suggest if a person's daughters get fat?

    Posted 11 months ago #
  11. Nechomah
    Member

    Buy her bigger clothes.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  12. popa_bar_abba
    Incorrigible; semi-retarded; eccentric; perhaps a man; somewhere between mean and average; sometimes only a bit over the top; arbitrarily cynical.

    The parents should themselves eat healthier and exercise more. But, only the wife is allowed to tell the husband this and not vice versa.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  13. yitayningwut
    I have no idea wut this screen name means. Do YOU know what this screen name means?

    But, only the wife is allowed to tell the husband this and not vice versa.

    Poe's Law is an internet adage reflecting the fact that without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere extremism and an exaggerated parody of extremism. -Wikipedia

    I think what we have here is "Popa's Law," an adage reflecting the fact that without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere decency and an exaggerated parody of decency.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  14. good.jew
    Member

    I wonder what Popa tells his wife when she gets fat

    Posted 11 months ago #
  15. BTGuy
    Member

    lol @ Schticky! lol

    Posted 11 months ago #
  16. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    When Popa's wife got fat, he bought her bigger clothes. When Nechoma got even fatter, he bought her even bigger clothes.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  17. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    Then she continued to get fatter so he had to buy her a new house with bigger doorways and more space between the counter and the fridge.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  18. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    Eventually she didn't fit in the car anymore so he bought her an elephant to ride to work every day.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  19. YW Moderator-42
    Life, The Coffee Room, and Subtitles.

    Popa and Nechama each take up 3 seats and part of the aisle on a plane. They ride their elephants to the truck weighing station when they want to weight themselves.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  20. good.jew
    Member

    Somehow I can't see Popa with a fat wife, especially after all of the comments he makes about dating fat girls

    Posted 11 months ago #
  21. popa_bar_abba
    Incorrigible; semi-retarded; eccentric; perhaps a man; somewhere between mean and average; sometimes only a bit over the top; arbitrarily cynical.

    Somehow I can't see Popa with a fat wife, especially after all of the comments he makes about dating fat girls

    Actually, I've had two already.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  22. Nechomah
    Member

    42 - Are those comments really necessary? Even as jokes? Maybe it's not so funny to those reading or those you're poking fun at.

    Posted 11 months ago #
  23. moskidoodle
    Roy G. Biv™

    Nechomah: I find them necessary. :P

    Posted 11 months ago #

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