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Post Here If You Want Harav HaGaon R' Jax Shlita to Give a Dvar Torah Every Day

(121 posts)
  1. Jax
    Member

    Starting off i'm ganna say, i know i'm a dead man with this thread! With that being said...You all know the amazing qualities R' Areivim has, and know he'll give us a great D'var Torah in the Nightly/Daily D'var Torah thread! i made this thread cause i know many pass over the highlighted in blue/grey sticky threads! So please post here to nominate R' Areivim for a D'var Torah for next week!

    thank you all in advance!

    -signed on this very night
    Jax

    Posted 2 years ago #
  2. anonymisss
    Member

    Nominated!

    May I also petition for another name in this thread?

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    signed at 10:14 PM,

    queen kapusta

    *kapusta*

    areivim, we all did our share, now its your turn!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. an open book
    Member

    anonymisss: no, sorry, it's off-topic.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. Jax
    Member

    anonymisss: after we get R' Areivem to do his, then we can switch this thread to nominate anyone!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. Jax
    Member

    72: your not adding your name to this thread, to get him to give one?!?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  7. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    When did areivim become R' Areivim? in that case can I be called rebetzin kapusta?

    *kapusta*

    Posted 2 years ago #
  8. anonymisss
    Member

    ok, jax, just give me the word, and don't forget that I get to say the next name!

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  9. Jax
    Member

    kapusta: since i'm trying not to totally get killed when he sees this thread!
    anonymisss: i won't forget!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  10. anonymisss
    Member

    don't you call yourself queen already?

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  11. moish01
    Member

    kapusta, isn't a rebetzin a rov's wife? you gotta be married to a rov, hun! sorry ;)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  12. kapusta
    CR Queen - “Best of luck. Avoid roasted cabbage, don’t eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life!”

    Jax, oh, I could take care of that if you want. jk!

    moish, I know that, and you knew that, and now thank you the whole CR knows that. ;) I guess I'll just shoot for rebetzin to be. (funny, I'm so not in real life)

    *kapusta*

    Posted 2 years ago #
  13. anonymisss
    Member

    moish, hun? in the cr? oy!

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  14. charlie brown
    Member

    I'm on board with this too, areivim! Sorry buddy!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  15. amichai
    Member

    why not. good shabbos.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  16. Jax
    Member

    wow what a nice group here!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  17. areivimzehlazeh
    Member

    Jax- you very well know that I have access to moish's gun under his bed if I really chose to take action.
    But- being that I was just given smeecha, that raises my brain power to the next level. My brain is currently hollering: WHICH MOD PUT JAX UP TO THIS??
    My main suspicion falls upon mod72, obviously. In addition to posting that I should give a DT, he also emailed me. I responded that I will try. Why is he on my case? I’m not avoiding giving a DT, I just need to find one I feel is worthy of going under my name ;);). I don’t like to copy & paste- I like chiddushim. You need to give the Rav some space to come up with one!
    I also hold very strong suspicion over mod42- (mod42, are you waiting for me to send you an email on this?! Not funny- but I have to admit you pulled a good one).
    Mod55 is also a candidate for suspicion- but I have a very weak case there.

    So Jax- I will release you from your worst fears and tell you that the ominous threat was moved to hover over mods 72 & 42. You may now enjoy your shabbos in peace :).

    Now for the verdict.... ;(

    Posted 2 years ago #
  18. Jax
    Member

    areivim: you have no idea how hard i'm laughing from your post! the mods must also be laughing like crazy from this one! man, you are something! we will indeed, give the Rav the time he needs to wow us with an awesome D'var Torah! a gutten shobbos to the Rav!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  19. moish01
    Member

    hey how DID you know that i really have a gun under my bed?? and how exactly do you have access? is there something you know that you're not telling me...?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  20. anonymisss
    Member

    the red beard, moish....

    and areivim, btw, are you the really cool rabbi we were discussing?

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  21. Jax
    Member

    anonymisss: areivim only got smeecha last night from me though!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  22. squeak
    Makes smalltalk with the 2 most intellegent beings on Earth

    kapusta
    Member

    When did areivim become R' Areivim? in that case can I be called rebetzin kapusta?

    *kapusta*

    Nope, but you could be called rebetzin areivim.... (shadchanus starts at home, isn't he the CR shadchan?)

    Posted 2 years ago #
  23. oomis1105
    Member

    Yes, yes, YES!!!!!

    Posted 2 years ago #

  24. Rav Areivim - please note the change to the title of this thread. In case you were holding out because it was beneath you to be called R' Areivim, now you can post your dvar torah.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  25. moish01
    Member

    ha the red beard guy is ok, but he's not a rabbi or anything. just a guy.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  26. anonymisss
    Member

    lol, moish.

    mod-how about adding shlita too?

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  27. Jax
    Member

    mod: while we're doing all the amending to the thread title, can we also switch the category please? somehow it got under ''out of the mail bag'', can it go under Bais Medrash please? or would humor & entertainment be better? thanx in advance!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  28. Jax
    Member

    oh gosh! to which mod do i thank for this now?! 72...

    you good at guessing, maybe you should be working the espionage thread. I hope "86" has become a double agent...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  29. coke not pepsi
    Member

    jax-they should add to the title now w/o google

    Posted 2 years ago #
  30. Jax
    Member

    coke not pepsi: sweeet! you've never given a d'var torah, how about tonight?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  31. coke not pepsi
    Member

    not exactly

    Posted 2 years ago #
  32. anonymisss
    Member

    Hey, jax, you promised me the next name! No fair, you gotta keep to the rules.

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  33. YW Moderator-72
    Retired Moderator

    anonymisss post a D'Var Torah tonight and you get to select who posts on Wednesday night. Deal?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  34. Jax
    Member

    anonymisss: sorry, she was asking for it!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  35. anonymisss
    Member

    mod72, check this out: (it's not a link)
    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/post-here-if-you-want-r-areivim-to-give-a-dvar-torah-nxt-week#post-68090

    It's mine already.

    I'll post a dt but only if you can guarantee that my selection will post on Wednesday.

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  36. YW Moderator-72
    Retired Moderator

    I can guarantee that I will assign your selection to the Wednesday night slot.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  37. Jax
    Member

    72: 86 always was a double agent!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  38. anonymisss
    Member

    very nice, 72, that you'll assign it. how will you guarantee that my selection will post?

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  39. Jax
    Member

    anonymisss: ha, your funny! now go ask him in the general thread if he'll do one!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  40. anonymisss
    Member

    who's him?

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  41. YW Moderator-72
    Retired Moderator

    if your assignee does not, I will.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  42. Jax
    Member

    anonymisss: the one that you want to nominate for Wednesday night!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  43. anonymisss
    Member

    That's very kind of you, however, I would like my assignee to do it, not you.

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  44. YW Moderator-72
    Retired Moderator

    ok, last deal. make your request and if they say yes, you post one tomorrow night (I am even giving you more time to either write or google your DT and I am giving time for your mystery nominee to see and respond. Your turn...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  45. anonymisss
    Member

    and if my nominee says no?

    ~a~

    You are off the hook, unless you want to post a DT anyway

    Posted 2 years ago #
  46. Jax
    Member

    R' Areivim: the thread title is still the same in the url! so we're counting on you for a day this week! have a great day in the cr! oh & i acted alone with this thread! i wouldn't want the ominous threat to hover over any mods!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  47. Jax
    Member

    R' Areivim: the thread title is still the same in the url! so we're counting on you for a day this week! have a great day in the cr! oh & i acted alone with this thread! i wouldn't want the ominous threat to hover over any mods!

    areivim come back & show us what ya got!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  48. anonymisss
    Member

    so...

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  49. anonymisss
    Member

    my nominee is....

    ~a~

    Posted 2 years ago #
  50. areivimzehlazeh
    Member

    >> areivim come back & show us what ya got! <<

    don't interrupt- I'm horoving and shteiging away

    Posted 2 years ago #

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