Post Here If You Want Harav HaGaon R’ Jax Shlita to Give a Dvar Torah Every Day
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- This topic has 120 replies, 20 voices, and was last updated 13 years, 9 months ago by Jax.
April 30, 2009 11:46 pm at 11:46 pm #589730
Starting off i’m ganna say, i know i’m a dead man with this thread! With that being said…You all know the amazing qualities R’ Areivim has, and know he’ll give us a great D’var Torah in the Nightly/Daily D’var Torah thread! i made this thread cause i know many pass over the highlighted in blue/grey sticky threads! So please post here to nominate R’ Areivim for a D’var Torah for next week!
thank you all in advance!
-signed on this very night
JaxMay 1, 2009 2:04 am at 2:04 am #652631
May I also petition for another name in this thread?
~a~May 1, 2009 2:14 am at 2:14 am #652632
signed at 10:14 PM,
areivim, we all did our share, now its your turn!May 1, 2009 2:20 am at 2:20 am #652633an open bookParticipant
anonymisss: no, sorry, it’s off-topic.May 1, 2009 2:36 am at 2:36 am #652634
anonymisss: after we get R’ Areivem to do his, then we can switch this thread to nominate anyone!May 1, 2009 3:27 am at 3:27 am #652635
72: your not adding your name to this thread, to get him to give one?!?May 1, 2009 3:48 am at 3:48 am #652636
When did areivim become R’ Areivim? in that case can I be called rebetzin kapusta?May 1, 2009 3:52 am at 3:52 am #652637
ok, jax, just give me the word, and don’t forget that I get to say the next name!
~a~May 1, 2009 4:17 am at 4:17 am #652638
kapusta: since i’m trying not to totally get killed when he sees this thread!
anonymisss: i won’t forget!May 1, 2009 4:19 am at 4:19 am #652639
don’t you call yourself queen already?
~a~May 1, 2009 5:11 am at 5:11 am #652640
kapusta, isn’t a rebetzin a rov’s wife? you gotta be married to a rov, hun! sorry 😉May 1, 2009 9:16 am at 9:16 am #652641
Jax, oh, I could take care of that if you want. jk!
moish, I know that, and you knew that, and now thank you the whole CR knows that. 😉 I guess I’ll just shoot for rebetzin to be. (funny, I’m so not in real life)May 1, 2009 2:02 pm at 2:02 pm #652642
moish, hun? in the cr? oy!
~a~May 1, 2009 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm #652643charlie brownMember
I’m on board with this too, areivim! Sorry buddy!May 1, 2009 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm #652644amichaiParticipant
why not. good shabbos.May 1, 2009 5:10 pm at 5:10 pm #652645
wow what a nice group here!May 1, 2009 5:37 pm at 5:37 pm #652646areivimzehlazehParticipant
Jax- you very well know that I have access to moish’s gun under his bed if I really chose to take action.
But- being that I was just given smeecha, that raises my brain power to the next level. My brain is currently hollering: WHICH MOD PUT JAX UP TO THIS??
I also hold very strong suspicion over mod42- (mod42, are you waiting for me to send you an email on this?! Not funny- but I have to admit you pulled a good one).
Mod55 is also a candidate for suspicion- but I have a very weak case there.
So Jax- I will release you from your worst fears and tell you that the ominous threat was moved to hover over mods 72 & 42. You may now enjoy your shabbos in peace :).
Now for the verdict…. ;(May 1, 2009 6:12 pm at 6:12 pm #652647
areivim: you have no idea how hard i’m laughing from your post! the mods must also be laughing like crazy from this one! man, you are something! we will indeed, give the Rav the time he needs to wow us with an awesome D’var Torah! a gutten shobbos to the Rav!May 1, 2009 7:04 pm at 7:04 pm #652648
hey how DID you know that i really have a gun under my bed?? and how exactly do you have access? is there something you know that you’re not telling me…?May 1, 2009 7:27 pm at 7:27 pm #652649
the red beard, moish….
and areivim, btw, are you the really cool rabbi we were discussing?
~a~May 1, 2009 8:05 pm at 8:05 pm #652650
anonymisss: areivim only got smeecha last night from me though!May 1, 2009 9:35 pm at 9:35 pm #652651squeakParticipant
When did areivim become R’ Areivim? in that case can I be called rebetzin kapusta?
Nope, but you could be called rebetzin areivim…. (shadchanus starts at home, isn’t he the CR shadchan?)May 1, 2009 10:31 pm at 10:31 pm #652652oomisParticipant
Yes, yes, YES!!!!!May 1, 2009 10:32 pm at 10:32 pm #652653AnonymousInactive
Rav Areivim – please note the change to the title of this thread. In case you were holding out because it was beneath you to be called R’ Areivim, now you can post your dvar torah.May 1, 2009 10:36 pm at 10:36 pm #652654
ha the red beard guy is ok, but he’s not a rabbi or anything. just a guy.May 1, 2009 10:48 pm at 10:48 pm #652655
mod-how about adding shlita too?
~a~May 3, 2009 7:30 am at 7:30 am #652656
mod: while we’re doing all the amending to the thread title, can we also switch the category please? somehow it got under ”out of the mail bag”, can it go under Bais Medrash please? or would humor & entertainment be better? thanx in advance!May 3, 2009 4:53 pm at 4:53 pm #652657
oh gosh! to which mod do i thank for this now?! 72…
you good at guessing, maybe you should be working the espionage thread. I hope “86” has become a double agent…May 3, 2009 5:10 pm at 5:10 pm #652658coke not pepsiMember
jax-they should add to the title now w/o googleMay 3, 2009 5:19 pm at 5:19 pm #652659
coke not pepsi: sweeet! you’ve never given a d’var torah, how about tonight?May 3, 2009 9:47 pm at 9:47 pm #652660coke not pepsiMember
not exactlyMay 3, 2009 9:57 pm at 9:57 pm #652661
Hey, jax, you promised me the next name! No fair, you gotta keep to the rules.
~a~May 3, 2009 10:05 pm at 10:05 pm #652662
anonymisss post a D’Var Torah tonight and you get to select who posts on Wednesday night. Deal?May 3, 2009 10:09 pm at 10:09 pm #652664
anonymisss: sorry, she was asking for it!May 3, 2009 10:11 pm at 10:11 pm #652665
mod72, check this out: (it’s not a link)
It’s mine already.
I’ll post a dt but only if you can guarantee that my selection will post on Wednesday.
~a~May 3, 2009 10:16 pm at 10:16 pm #652666
I can guarantee that I will assign your selection to the Wednesday night slot.May 3, 2009 10:18 pm at 10:18 pm #652667
72: 86 always was a double agent!May 3, 2009 11:12 pm at 11:12 pm #652668
very nice, 72, that you’ll assign it. how will you guarantee that my selection will post?
~a~May 3, 2009 11:37 pm at 11:37 pm #652669
anonymisss: ha, your funny! now go ask him in the general thread if he’ll do one!May 4, 2009 12:05 am at 12:05 am #652670
~a~May 4, 2009 12:42 am at 12:42 am #652671
if your assignee does not, I will.May 4, 2009 12:43 am at 12:43 am #652672
anonymisss: the one that you want to nominate for Wednesday night!May 4, 2009 12:44 am at 12:44 am #652673
That’s very kind of you, however, I would like my assignee to do it, not you.
~a~May 4, 2009 12:47 am at 12:47 am #652674
ok, last deal. make your request and if they say yes, you post one tomorrow night (I am even giving you more time to either write or google your DT and I am giving time for your mystery nominee to see and respond. Your turn…May 4, 2009 12:48 am at 12:48 am #652675
and if my nominee says no?
You are off the hook, unless you want to post a DT anywayMay 4, 2009 5:07 am at 5:07 am #652676
R’ Areivim: the thread title is still the same in the url! so we’re counting on you for a day this week! have a great day in the cr! oh & i acted alone with this thread! i wouldn’t want the ominous threat to hover over any mods!May 5, 2009 5:32 am at 5:32 am #652677
R’ Areivim: the thread title is still the same in the url! so we’re counting on you for a day this week! have a great day in the cr! oh & i acted alone with this thread! i wouldn’t want the ominous threat to hover over any mods!
areivim come back & show us what ya got!May 5, 2009 5:46 am at 5:46 am #652678
~a~May 5, 2009 3:36 pm at 3:36 pm #652679
my nominee is….
~a~May 5, 2009 7:48 pm at 7:48 pm #652680areivimzehlazehParticipant
>> areivim come back & show us what ya got! <<
don’t interrupt- I’m horoving and shteiging away
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