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  • #589730
    Jax
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    Starting off i’m ganna say, i know i’m a dead man with this thread! With that being said…You all know the amazing qualities R’ Areivim has, and know he’ll give us a great D’var Torah in the Nightly/Daily D’var Torah thread! i made this thread cause i know many pass over the highlighted in blue/grey sticky threads! So please post here to nominate R’ Areivim for a D’var Torah for next week!

    thank you all in advance!

    -signed on this very night

    Jax

    #652631
    anonymisss
    Participant

    Nominated!

    May I also petition for another name in this thread?

    ~a~

    #652632
    kapusta
    Participant

    signed at 10:14 PM,

    queen kapusta

    *kapusta*

    areivim, we all did our share, now its your turn!

    #652633
    an open book
    Participant

    anonymisss: no, sorry, it’s off-topic.

    #652634
    Jax
    Member

    anonymisss: after we get R’ Areivem to do his, then we can switch this thread to nominate anyone!

    #652635
    Jax
    Member

    72: your not adding your name to this thread, to get him to give one?!?

    #652636
    kapusta
    Participant

    When did areivim become R’ Areivim? in that case can I be called rebetzin kapusta?

    *kapusta*

    #652637
    anonymisss
    Participant

    ok, jax, just give me the word, and don’t forget that I get to say the next name!

    ~a~

    #652638
    Jax
    Member

    kapusta: since i’m trying not to totally get killed when he sees this thread!

    anonymisss: i won’t forget!

    #652639
    anonymisss
    Participant

    don’t you call yourself queen already?

    ~a~

    #652640
    moish01
    Member

    kapusta, isn’t a rebetzin a rov’s wife? you gotta be married to a rov, hun! sorry 😉

    #652641
    kapusta
    Participant

    Jax, oh, I could take care of that if you want. jk!

    moish, I know that, and you knew that, and now thank you the whole CR knows that. 😉 I guess I’ll just shoot for rebetzin to be. (funny, I’m so not in real life)

    *kapusta*

    #652642
    anonymisss
    Participant

    moish, hun? in the cr? oy!

    ~a~

    #652643

    I’m on board with this too, areivim! Sorry buddy!

    #652644
    amichai
    Participant

    why not. good shabbos.

    #652645
    Jax
    Member

    wow what a nice group here!

    #652646
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    Jax- you very well know that I have access to moish’s gun under his bed if I really chose to take action.

    But- being that I was just given smeecha, that raises my brain power to the next level. My brain is currently hollering: WHICH MOD PUT JAX UP TO THIS??

    I also hold very strong suspicion over mod42- (mod42, are you waiting for me to send you an email on this?! Not funny- but I have to admit you pulled a good one).

    Mod55 is also a candidate for suspicion- but I have a very weak case there.

    So Jax- I will release you from your worst fears and tell you that the ominous threat was moved to hover over mods 72 & 42. You may now enjoy your shabbos in peace :).

    Now for the verdict…. ;(

    #652647
    Jax
    Member

    areivim: you have no idea how hard i’m laughing from your post! the mods must also be laughing like crazy from this one! man, you are something! we will indeed, give the Rav the time he needs to wow us with an awesome D’var Torah! a gutten shobbos to the Rav!

    #652648
    moish01
    Member

    hey how DID you know that i really have a gun under my bed?? and how exactly do you have access? is there something you know that you’re not telling me…?

    #652649
    anonymisss
    Participant

    the red beard, moish….

    and areivim, btw, are you the really cool rabbi we were discussing?

    ~a~

    #652650
    Jax
    Member

    anonymisss: areivim only got smeecha last night from me though!

    #652651
    squeak
    Participant

    kapusta

    Member

    When did areivim become R’ Areivim? in that case can I be called rebetzin kapusta?

    *kapusta*

    Nope, but you could be called rebetzin areivim…. (shadchanus starts at home, isn’t he the CR shadchan?)

    #652652
    oomis
    Participant

    Yes, yes, YES!!!!!

    #652653
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Rav Areivim – please note the change to the title of this thread. In case you were holding out because it was beneath you to be called R’ Areivim, now you can post your dvar torah.

    #652654
    moish01
    Member

    ha the red beard guy is ok, but he’s not a rabbi or anything. just a guy.

    #652655
    anonymisss
    Participant

    lol, moish.

    mod-how about adding shlita too?

    ~a~

    #652656
    Jax
    Member

    mod: while we’re doing all the amending to the thread title, can we also switch the category please? somehow it got under ”out of the mail bag”, can it go under Bais Medrash please? or would humor & entertainment be better? thanx in advance!

    #652657
    Jax
    Member

    oh gosh! to which mod do i thank for this now?! 72…

    you good at guessing, maybe you should be working the espionage thread. I hope “86” has become a double agent…

    #652658

    jax-they should add to the title now w/o google

    #652659
    Jax
    Member

    coke not pepsi: sweeet! you’ve never given a d’var torah, how about tonight?

    #652660

    not exactly

    #652661
    anonymisss
    Participant

    Hey, jax, you promised me the next name! No fair, you gotta keep to the rules.

    ~a~

    #652662
    YW Moderator-72
    Participant

    anonymisss post a D’Var Torah tonight and you get to select who posts on Wednesday night. Deal?

    #652664
    Jax
    Member

    anonymisss: sorry, she was asking for it!

    #652665
    anonymisss
    Participant

    mod72, check this out: (it’s not a link)

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/post-here-if-you-want-r-areivim-to-give-a-dvar-torah-nxt-week#post-68090

    It’s mine already.

    I’ll post a dt but only if you can guarantee that my selection will post on Wednesday.

    ~a~

    #652666
    YW Moderator-72
    Participant

    I can guarantee that I will assign your selection to the Wednesday night slot.

    #652667
    Jax
    Member

    72: 86 always was a double agent!

    #652668
    anonymisss
    Participant

    very nice, 72, that you’ll assign it. how will you guarantee that my selection will post?

    ~a~

    #652669
    Jax
    Member

    anonymisss: ha, your funny! now go ask him in the general thread if he’ll do one!

    #652670
    anonymisss
    Participant

    who’s him?

    ~a~

    #652671
    YW Moderator-72
    Participant

    if your assignee does not, I will.

    #652672
    Jax
    Member

    anonymisss: the one that you want to nominate for Wednesday night!

    #652673
    anonymisss
    Participant

    That’s very kind of you, however, I would like my assignee to do it, not you.

    ~a~

    #652674
    YW Moderator-72
    Participant

    ok, last deal. make your request and if they say yes, you post one tomorrow night (I am even giving you more time to either write or google your DT and I am giving time for your mystery nominee to see and respond. Your turn…

    #652675
    anonymisss
    Participant

    and if my nominee says no?

    ~a~

    You are off the hook, unless you want to post a DT anyway

    #652676
    Jax
    Member

    R’ Areivim: the thread title is still the same in the url! so we’re counting on you for a day this week! have a great day in the cr! oh & i acted alone with this thread! i wouldn’t want the ominous threat to hover over any mods!

    #652677
    Jax
    Member

    R’ Areivim: the thread title is still the same in the url! so we’re counting on you for a day this week! have a great day in the cr! oh & i acted alone with this thread! i wouldn’t want the ominous threat to hover over any mods!

    areivim come back & show us what ya got!

    #652678
    anonymisss
    Participant

    so…

    ~a~

    #652679
    anonymisss
    Participant

    my nominee is….

    ~a~

    #652680
    areivimzehlazeh
    Participant

    >> areivim come back & show us what ya got! <<

    don’t interrupt- I’m horoving and shteiging away

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