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  • #1291490

    bmyer
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    “The only thing worse than being married, is being single.” – somebody’s grandmother

    #1291512

    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    slow clocks arent though

    #1291521

    Meno
    Participant

    slow clocks arent though

    Sure they are, if they are actually slow.

    #1291724

    He means that a clock set to the wrong time will always be wrong.
    (A “slow clock” refers to a clock set to a time earlier than the actual time,
    not a clock that takes longer than 24 hours to run through a day… wait,
    that wouldn’t be right twice a day either. What did you mean?)

    #1291725

    Table games […] represent a social contract between players.
    In the name of creating fun, everybody agrees to follow some rules,
    but also that they’ll care about the nebulous concept of winning, they’ll
    be quiet when other people are taking their turn, they won’t leave the
    table, they’ll lie, pay attention, think quickly, adopt a character, or
    establish some value in winning as a team, or coming second, or… beans*.
    […] A board game is a glass palace of social cues.
    -Quintin “Quinns” Smith

    *Probably a reference to popular bean-farming-themed card game Bohnanza.

    #1292096

    Meno
    Participant

    wait,
    that wouldn’t be right twice a day either. What did you mean?

    You’re right. I’m not sure what I was thinking

    #1292139

    bmyer
    Participant

    It’s not that complicated… A clock that’s broken- meaning the hands don’t move will be correct twice a day… For example if the hands are stuck at 12 o’clock it will be wrong the whole day except for 12 am and 12 pm…

    #1292141

    DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I thought we were talking about a digital clock. Now I’m really confused.

    #1292147

    bmyer
    Participant

    We’re not…

    #1292173

    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    I heard the slow clock thng bshaim Eytan Kobre

    #1292314

    bmyer
    Participant

    “The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it’s limits.”

    #1292323

    bmyer
    Participant

    “Love is not mystical. Creating a lasting and loving marriage takes a lot of work.”

    #1292326

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    “Lordy, I hope there are tapes.” James Comey

    #1292345

    Bitul
    Participant

    Politics in America is politics….
    Politics in Israel is life and death…

    -My father

    #1292694

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    “Kol ma she ba, baruch haba.” -My mom

    #1292695

    YesOrNo
    Participant

    The problem with people who have nothing to say is that it takes them so long to say it.
    ~Yesorno

    #1292697

    YesOrNo
    Participant

    The bottom line of this whole life is: What did you do for G-d?
    ~Moshe Yess

    #1292702

    YesOrNo
    Participant

    There ain’t no bishul in a kli shlishi!
    ~Moshe Yess

    #1292701

    YesOrNo
    Participant

    It’s not the size of the man in the fight. It’s the size of the fight in the man!
    ~ Moshe Yess

    #1292706

    YesOrNo
    Participant

    Be careful how you treat people on your way up….
    You may meet them again on your way down.
    ~Mysh

    #1292969

    bmyer
    Participant

    “It’s not the size of the man in the fight. It’s the size of the fight in the man!”

    “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog…”

    #1294705

    bmyer
    Participant

    Do not say, “When I have free time I will study, for perhaps you will never have free time.” – Hillel in Pirkei Avos

    #1294703

    bmyer
    Participant

    “If you ever forget you’re a Jew, a Gentile will remind you.”

    #1294702

    bmyer
    Participant

    “If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands?” -Milton Berle

    #1296758

    mw13
    Participant

    In America, we don’t worship Government. We worship God.
    #FaithandFreedom

    – @realDonaldTrump

    #1296802

    Please don’t quote his Twitter account.

    #1296808

    It’s better than quoting mius celebrities or tumadik songs, no?
    😉

    #1296993

    bmyer
    Participant

    “Death is part of life”

    #1297433

    mw13
    Participant

    don’t accuse of hate if you are hateful… you want to criticize, feel free. You want to insult, go for it. But don’t knock someone for the exact thing you yourself displays, and don’t display the exact thing/behavior that you are knocking someone for.

    – Syag Lchochma

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/liberal-assassination-attempt-of-republican-congressmen-after-liberal-violence/#post-1296793

    #1297944

    A Twitter account is not a quotable source unless it is anonymous.

    It’s better than quoting mius celebrities or tumadik songs, no?
    On that subject, quoting someone does not usually imply a high regard
    for that person or a general agreement with their opinions or behavior.

    #1297965

    You either ignored the point or missed it altogether

    #1297967

    Lightbrite
    Participant

    “When in doubt, get it out.”

    -My dermatologist

    #1297979

    oyyoyyoy
    Participant

    hahaha!!

    #1298010

    I don’t quote that sort of thing by name, do I?
    Also, Donald Trump is a “mius celebrity.”

    (Despite that song’s title, that band I recently attempted to quote
    was not Christian, assuming that’s what you mean by tumadig.)

    #1298342

    YesOrNo
    Participant

    “Politicians are like diapers. They both need to be changed regularly and for the same reasons,” said Kurt Epps, a retired English teacher from Perth Amboy.
    htwtp://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/headlines-breaking-stories/1298302/christie-struggles-recover-disappointment-runs-deep.html

    Sent from my iPhone

    #1307548

    mw13
    Participant

    For every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.

    -Various

    #1339799

    mw13
    Participant

    I have met many people who are searching for the truth – none have ever found it. But there are a few people who love the truth – and they have found it.

    – R’ Yoshe Ber Soloveitchik (heard secondhand in a shiur)

    #1341667

    Chortkov
    Participant

    “Thank G-d for Hashem”

    Lightbrite

    #1342484

    mw13
    Participant

    I become very frustrated when people blame, or place responsibility on, the system. What’s the system? Is it the community’s selfless people who are already doing more than they’re able to do, with less funding than is needed to succeed? Or is it the people who are lamenting that the system isn’t doing enough?

    R’ Shmuel Gluck of Areivim

    #1346562


    A: Looking at his plate as if it were a clock
    face, Billy should place his knife, with the
    blade facing him, at 10:00 and 3:00, and
    then the fork, with the tines up, directly
    underneath the knife. The ends of the sil-
    verware should be pointed toward the right.


    Consequence: Because of your
    rude behavior you must pat your
    head and rub your stomach while
    saying "I won't be rude" 3 times.
    Then move back 4 spaces.


    ...Using the Knife and Main Course
    Fork Table Setting Cards, show the
    correct way for Billy to place his
    silverware on his plate to indicate
    that he has finished eating.

    -Blunders (a children’s board game designed to teach manners)

    #1347951

    Lilmod Ulelamaid
    Participant

    “Leitzanus is easy and requires no effort. Stopping to listen and understand the other side requires patience and time. Its way easier to be a leitz (talking from experience). Its not the right way.”

    Apushatayid

    #1350709

    B1g B0y
    Participant

    I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present, only longer
    -Dan Quisenberry

    #1350685

    B1g B0y
    Participant

    I’ll mature when I’m dead
    -Dave Barry

    #1350658

    B1g B0y
    Participant

    ELUL!!!!!!!!
    -Mashgichim throughout the ages

    #1350785

    B1g B0y
    Participant

    Anyone can get old – all you have to do is to live long enough
    -Groucho Marx

    #1350789

    B1g B0y
    Participant

    I love advertising because I love lying
    -Jerry Seinfeld

    #1350793

    B1g B0y
    Participant

    The way that murderers get sometimes, like, ‘I found G-d and I’m OK now.’ ‘Well, when did you find G-d?’ ‘Right after you found me
    -Mario Joyner

    #1350801

    B1g B0y
    Participant

    Race is just a pigment of the imagination
    -Glen Highland

    #1350812

    B1g B0y
    Participant

    All right … that joke is going to be good because I’m going to take all the words out and add new words
    -Mitch Hedberg

    #1350813

    B1g B0y
    Participant

    An escalator cannot break. It can only become stairs
    -Mitch Hedberg

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