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FOR SALE:
Luxury Spacious Home In Pakistan.
Great Location In Quiet Wealthy Neighborhood.
Reduced For Quick Sale Cos No TV, Phone Or Internet Service Available And No Helipads On Roof.
Very Secure – Next To Large Military Base.
Suits Long Term Or Invalid Occupancy.
Near Local Zoo – Was Once Invaded By Seals.
All Amenities Inside: You’ll Never Need To Go Outdoors
Further reduced as prior occupants had no time to clean up
Affordable cheap labor to help with that
Great business opportunity to timeshare for the famous who want to vacation under the radar
Includes great courier service and room service
Wireless interior, wired exterior
Not worth it. The garbage will pile up quickly cause are no Bins (hehe). :p
Building professionally Sealed
No bed bugs. Rats disposed of.
Truthfully, it is probably a great investment now. One day it will probably be turned into a museum with a mosque.
A piece of history
Inhabitants a mystery
lol
This thread made me smile today! You people actually have very creative descriptions!
I was wondering where you think you are going to be telling us to move to….you are very cute i must say! thank you for the laugh
Taken. I already brokered it to the Neturei Karta. They want to open up something like a Chabad House for their Muslim brothers – it will be called Beis Chaval of Abbottabad.
Deal fell through
They couldn’t get a mortgage
Didn’t know NK had either of those
Btw, Shticky,this thread is really funny 🙂
If previous owner returns,you must evacuate immediately.(He might,y’know!)
How did Osama pass the time in his house? No internet, no phone,no midnight strolls, NO CR! For how long can you play solitaire? 5 years?
Hopefully in the live position
(my response was to eclipse; the mods are obviously inundated with all our posts)
BSD – He had 5 wives with him
Eclipse and ayc- they are actually turning it into a museum. As we speak, there are deep sea divers scouring the ocean floor in order to recover his remains so that they can restore him to his home and keep it as authentic as possible. The cr will be posting visiting hours. Bring along nose plugs.
Ewwwwwww!
BSD – He had 5 wives with him
Whaaaat? 5 wives? For 5 years? Under one roof? I almost feel for the guy! How did he manage with 5 mothers-in-law????
ShtickyGuy- I WANT THE HOUSE!!!!!
Are they taking single Moms with Sect.8?:)
(they probably divide THE TENANT into 8 SECTIONS)
eclipse lol!!!
Building still for sale
All your needs will be met.
But you won’t.
I may be interested. Just a few questions:
How far is minyan? Is it Ashkenaz or sfard?
What kind of shechita?
How are the neighbors? Are they tzniyusdik?
Do they have an eiruv? Or am I not supposed to ask?
Does their vaad not allow internet or was it just Osama’s frumkeit?
Will my kids be accepted into schools? Are they more chassidish or litvish? Do they speak Yiddish?
What kind of town is it? Is it like Monsey? Lakewood? Boro Park? Out of town?
Does Kova or Bencraft have a branch there?
Rita’s?
These midnight raids-are they a regular occurrence? I could sleep thru most things, but this sounds a bit much.
Do they have good courier service?
How do I get there? Are they still running those helicopter tours?
To which wife do I give the down payment? Do I give it to his son? Which one?
Is there anything else I need to know before I buy?
Also, can I volunteer for the chevrah kaddishah, or is that taken already by the SEALs?
LOL to you all ? ? ?
Any answers to my questions? I don’t like to go into things blindly.;)
Thanks for the revival AYC. Great puns!
bpt, glad you are enjoying Shtick’s thread along with many others!
Ok, BSD, I’ve spoken to the real estate agent & have some answers for you:
“How far is minyan?” Depends…a minyan of what?
“What kind of shechita?” As long as you keep out of sight, you have nothing to worry about.
“How are the neighbors?” You mean, “Who are the neighbors?” (Does that answer your question??
Ok, let some other agents respond to your other pressing queries.
AYC- “Depends…a minyan of what?” Ma’aminim of course! The kind of people that are prepared to be moser nefesh.
“As long as you keep out of sight, you have nothing to worry about.”
Those were Osama’s last words…
I dunno maybe I’ll wait for another deal to come along. I’m still behind on payments for a bridge I bought.
LOL, BSD!
BTW, did Shticky sell you that bridge by any chance?? 🙂
How far is minyan? Is it Ashkenaz or sfard?
On site minyan, five times daily, nusach Wahhabi. Doesn’t face mizrach, though; the minhag is to face Qiblah.
DY-LOL!
AYC-Shticky is an awesome agent. I paid a mare pittance for the bridge. I’ll make back all my money as soon as I get those toll booths set up…
BSD- some people will have the chutzpa to bypass those toll booths by flying w/ Sealed helicoptors…
When Osama got up there, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson etc. greeted him wielding batons and beating him. When he started yelling for his promised paradise they responded “here we are , your 72 Virginians”
some people here can sell me anything and i would buy it from them…you are so convincing!
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