Shidduchim Jokes Ver. 18.24

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    A Boy in shidduchim is compared to a teabag. First he’s opened up then he hangs in the air and then once he’s into it he gets burnt.

    #1002695

    Redleg
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    I don’t like shidduch jokes. I’ve seen to many of them get married.

    #1002696

    LevAryeh
    Member

    I could probably make a similarly unfunny joke with any object.

    A boy in shidduchim is like a hot pepper. First he’s washed off, then he’s chewed up, then he’s spit out!

    A boy in shidduchim is like a mailbox. First he’s stuck in the ground, then he’s stuffed with papers and resumes, then he’s emptied out!

    A boy in shidduchim is like a dog. First he’s cute, then he barks at everyone, then he’s put down!

    I could do this all day.

    #1002697

    oomis
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    A Boy in shidduchim is compared to a teabag. First he’s opened up then he hangs in the air and then once he’s into it he gets burnt. “

    Nope, he’s all wet…

    #1002698

    Click Vegetable

    Sorry to inform you but I heard this joke years ago and you messed it up!!!

    Marriage is like a tea bag at first it seems like a nice neat package however then you find out there are strings attached and before you know it you find yourself in hot water.

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    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
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    Boys in shidduchim are like teabags. The only good ones are Brisk.

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    miritchka
    Member

    shidduchim are like “where’s waldo?”, we now he’s out there, but he’s hard to find…

    #1002702

    pixelate
    Member

    Elenor Roosevelt had a very good line about women and teabags. I forgot it, but feel free to look it up and post it.

    #1002703

    the-art-of-moi
    Participant

    is this what you are referring to?

    I like it:)

    Girls rule!

    #1002704

    pixelate
    Member

    yeah, sounds right

    #1002705

    Bookworm120
    Participant

    A boy in shidduchim is like a … velociraptor?

    Sometimes they forget to cut their toenails.

    Epic fail.

    #1002706

    streekgeek
    Participant

    <em? shidduchim are like “where’s waldo?”, we now he’s out there, but he’s hard to find…

    And there are so many lookalikes tof waldo that it gets soooo confusing.

    #1002707

    Bookworm120
    Participant

    @streekgeek – Aren’t there? 😀 If Waldo were standing among a bunch of black hatters, though, I’m pretty sure he’d stand out.

    #1002708

    CRuzer
    Member

    DaasYochid,

    Close, but I don’t think Brisk makes teabags.

    #1002709

    writersoul
    Member

    What’s black and white and red all over?

    A yeshiva bochur on a shidduch date.

    I really astound myself with my originality and inventiveness.

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    WIY
    Member

    writersoul

    Why is he being red(t) all over if hes currently on a date? You mean they know this one isn’t going anywhere but yet they still choose to waste 2 people’s time? Thats the sad joke of shidduchim.

    #1002711

    Chcham
    Member

    A boy in shidduchim is like a frog. He is dissected, and by the time that’s done he is dead

    #1002712

    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    Shidduchim is like chewing gum. When you try blowing a bubble it comes back and hits you in the face.

    #1002713

    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    A boy in shidduchim is like a baboon. You can put him in a suit and tie, and you can make him eat fruits and vegetables, but eventually he’s gonna scratch his armpits and fling garbage all over.

    #1002714

    golfer
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    I’ve been through a lot of threads round here.

    There’s always a post (or 2 or 3) that I find to be inaccurate, misleading, specious, or just plain wrong. It’s up to me to decide to respond with my own 2 cents or keep quiet.

    But this time I could not remain silent.

    Here is a thread where every single post is complete truth!

    And to think this one has the word joke in the title!

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