October 21, 2013 4:43 pm at 4:43 pm #610962Click VegetableMember
A Boy in shidduchim is compared to a teabag. First he’s opened up then he hangs in the air and then once he’s into it he gets burnt.October 22, 2013 5:11 pm at 5:11 pm #1002695RedlegParticipant
I don’t like shidduch jokes. I’ve seen to many of them get married.October 22, 2013 8:47 pm at 8:47 pm #1002696LevAryehMember
I could probably make a similarly unfunny joke with any object.
A boy in shidduchim is like a hot pepper. First he’s washed off, then he’s chewed up, then he’s spit out!
A boy in shidduchim is like a mailbox. First he’s stuck in the ground, then he’s stuffed with papers and resumes, then he’s emptied out!
A boy in shidduchim is like a dog. First he’s cute, then he barks at everyone, then he’s put down!
I could do this all day.October 23, 2013 2:41 am at 2:41 am #1002697oomisParticipant
A Boy in shidduchim is compared to a teabag. First he’s opened up then he hangs in the air and then once he’s into it he gets burnt. “
Nope, he’s all wet…October 23, 2013 3:04 am at 3:04 am #1002698laytzonay hador omrimParticipant
Sorry to inform you but I heard this joke years ago and you messed it up!!!
Marriage is like a tea bag at first it seems like a nice neat package however then you find out there are strings attached and before you know it you find yourself in hot water.October 23, 2013 3:54 am at 3:54 am #1002699☕ DaasYochid ☕Participant
Boys in shidduchim are like teabags. The only good ones are Brisk.October 23, 2013 6:35 pm at 6:35 pm #1002701miritchkaMember
shidduchim are like “where’s waldo?”, we now he’s out there, but he’s hard to find…October 24, 2013 12:52 am at 12:52 am #1002702pixelateMember
Elenor Roosevelt had a very good line about women and teabags. I forgot it, but feel free to look it up and post it.October 24, 2013 1:16 am at 1:16 am #1002703the-art-of-moiParticipant
is this what you are referring to?
I like it:)
Girls rule!October 25, 2013 12:05 am at 12:05 am #1002704pixelateMember
yeah, sounds rightOctober 25, 2013 4:05 am at 4:05 am #1002705Bookworm120Participant
A boy in shidduchim is like a … velociraptor?
Sometimes they forget to cut their toenails.
Epic fail.October 25, 2013 1:34 pm at 1:34 pm #1002706streekgeekParticipant
<em? shidduchim are like “where’s waldo?”, we now he’s out there, but he’s hard to find…
And there are so many lookalikes tof waldo that it gets soooo confusing.October 25, 2013 5:57 pm at 5:57 pm #1002707Bookworm120Participant
@streekgeek – Aren’t there? 😀 If Waldo were standing among a bunch of black hatters, though, I’m pretty sure he’d stand out.October 27, 2013 12:42 am at 12:42 am #1002708CRuzerParticipant
Close, but I don’t think Brisk makes teabags.October 27, 2013 1:53 am at 1:53 am #1002709writersoulParticipant
What’s black and white and red all over?
A yeshiva bochur on a shidduch date.
I really astound myself with my originality and inventiveness.February 9, 2014 6:29 pm at 6:29 pm #1002710WIYMember
Why is he being red(t) all over if hes currently on a date? You mean they know this one isn’t going anywhere but yet they still choose to waste 2 people’s time? Thats the sad joke of shidduchim.February 10, 2014 6:24 am at 6:24 am #1002711ChchamMember
A boy in shidduchim is like a frog. He is dissected, and by the time that’s done he is deadFebruary 10, 2014 7:28 am at 7:28 am #1002712HaLeiViParticipant
Shidduchim is like chewing gum. When you try blowing a bubble it comes back and hits you in the face.February 10, 2014 2:54 pm at 2:54 pm #1002713popa_bar_abbaParticipant
A boy in shidduchim is like a baboon. You can put him in a suit and tie, and you can make him eat fruits and vegetables, but eventually he’s gonna scratch his armpits and fling garbage all over.February 10, 2014 4:48 pm at 4:48 pm #1002714golferParticipant
I’ve been through a lot of threads round here.
There’s always a post (or 2 or 3) that I find to be inaccurate, misleading, specious, or just plain wrong. It’s up to me to decide to respond with my own 2 cents or keep quiet.
But this time I could not remain silent.
Here is a thread where every single post is complete truth!
And to think this one has the word joke in the title!
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