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The Tisha B'Av Parade

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  • Started 2 years ago by SayIDidIt™
  • Latest reply from RebYidd23


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  1. SayIDidIt™
    Why does everyone (except me) want a subtitle so much?

    So, very soon, when Moshiach comes, what will we do on Tisha B'Av? This is my suggestion:

    We will have the Grandest, Greatest, Biggest, Happiest, Nosiest(?) PARADE!

    And here are some of the planned events:
    - Music by the BHB (The Beis HaMikdash Band)
    - Accompanied by the Leviem Boys Choir
    - Including, Guest Star SINGING SENSATION Singer, Composer, and Musician - The "King" of Jewish Music, well, just, The King: World Renowned Dovid Ben Yishah!
    - Gourmet meal catered by Kohanim Katerers (Glatt, Mashgiach Tamidi, under the strict supervision of Rabbi Aharon Katz)
    - Diveri Torah from HaRav HaGoan HaTzaddik Rabbi Moshe Ben Amram
    - Presents to the kids given by Zaidy Avraham, Grandpa Yitzchok and Saba Yaakov and Bubbie Sara, Grandma Rivka, and Savtas Rochel and Leah
    - Stories from Tanach by Shmuel and Eliyahu (um, Eliyahu will not only tell stories from Tanach but about many other adventures!)
    - Tours of Eretz Yisroel leaving after the parade given by R' Yeshoua who has much experience touring the land and many fascinating stories about the holy land!

    Date: 9 Av, Every Year
    Place: Beis HaMikdash Boulevard
    Admission Fee: Korbon Olah (suggested, not mandatory)


    Thats what I can come up with now. Feel free to add/suggest what you would like to see!

    Cant wait!!!!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  2. tzaddiq

    this sounds like yemos hamashiach straight out of a comic book.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. Feif Un
    Proud Modern Orthodox

    Avraham and Yitzchak will be there to greet us.
    Yaakov and his sons will stand by and smile.
    Moshe Rabbeinu will lead us once again.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. SayIDidIt™
    Why does everyone (except me) want a subtitle so much?

    Feif, thats "When Moshiach comes..." Im talking about the amazing Tisha BAv Parade that will happen every year! Lets hope he comes today so that we will have enough time to plan it all. Big Q: Speeches in Hebrew Yiddish or English? Whatever it is, make sure that in the Tennis Court there are subtitles!!!

    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. 147

    This year it shall be difficult to utilize the subtitles or even microphones at the sumptuous Tisha b'Ov celebrations, because we still have to observe Shabbos, even in the midst of Tish b'Ov celebrations.

    Then again , Tammuz may commence 1 day earlier after 29 days of Sivon, Al Pi Re'iyoh, considering that all Molados are 1 day early this year, and & then Ov shall commence on Thursday instead of Friday, and Tisha b'Ov shall be on Friday at which time we can use microphones & subtitles. We may just need a short while to make Shabbos preparations & candle lighting before Tisha b'Ov celebrations are over.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. SayIDidIt™
    Why does everyone (except me) want a subtitle so much?

    Please note a typo in the Tisha B'av Parade flyrer:
    Admission Fee: Korbon Shlomim (suggested, not mandatory)

    Also, special added features:

    - Etz HaChaim candy distributed by Adam and Chava of Gan Eden Sweets Inc.

    - Petting Zoo and Tevah Tours by Noach and Sons

    - Shidduch Roundtable by R' Eliezer Eved Avraham

    - Dream Interpretations by Yosef HaTzaddik

    Be there! This Tuesday!! IY"H!


    Posted 8 hours ago #
  7. oomis
    Best Bubby EVER

    Halevai. From your keyboard, to Hashem's Ears.

    Posted 7 hours ago #
  8. Sam2
    The Even-Keeled and Erudite Shmuely Wollenberger from Las Vegas

    Something tells me the Rambam disagrees strongly with this thread.

    Posted 7 hours ago #
  9. coffee addict
    having withdrawal symptoms


    actually the zohar says (my rosh yeshiva said it) that when moshiach comes Korach is going to be Kohen Gadol

    Posted 6 hours ago #
  10. coffee addict
    having withdrawal symptoms


    free water will be supplied by be'er miriam

    Posted 6 hours ago #
  11. Sam2
    The Even-Keeled and Erudite Shmuely Wollenberger from Las Vegas

    coffee addict: I cannot claim to be a Baki in Zohars, but that doesn't make sense. It's against a Passuk and would be an Issur D'oraisa. He's not from Aharon.

    Posted 4 hours ago #
  12. coffee addict
    having withdrawal symptoms


    understood, I'm just quoting the zohar

    Posted 3 hours ago #
  13. coffee addict
    having withdrawal symptoms

    I'll try to find it tomorrow iyH

    Posted 2 hours ago #
  14. RebYidd23
    homeschooled in the school of hard knocks

    You're joking about something that even
    I won't touch.

    Posted 2 hours ago #

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