SHIDDUCHIM

Many probably read this in the past…. but it’s soooo coffee room appropriate……… Enjoy!

Why there are so many single bochurim and girls around. In todays day, no

one is good enough. Let’s go back and see from where our ancestors came

from.

Avraham Avinu: How can you recommend him to my daughter? Wasn’t he involved

in a family feud with his father over some idols? Then he left home without

a GPS or a viable business plan!

Yitzchak Avinu: His brother is an Arab terrorist!!!

Rivka Imeinu: Sorry, she seems nice but did you hear about her mishpuche???

Her father’s a murderer and her brother’s a ponzi scam artist… .

Yaakov Avinu: Okay, he sits and learns all day… but his brother is a

no-goodnik. And anyway, we heard he has a limp….. .

Leah Imeinu: Her father’s a con artist, and she has ophtalmological

problems. Maybe it’s genetic?

Moshe Rabbeinu: Are you kidding? His parents are divorced! And worse.. they

remarried! And we hear he’s in speech therapy….

King David: How dare you suggest him to our yichusdike family? Our neighbor

Yenti told us that his great-grandmother was a giyoret!!!

Chava: Do you know anything about her family? We never heard of them. No one

knows where she came from and she can’t come up with any referrals!

Common!! Start judging the person for him/herself – you’re going to marry

the person, not the family for god sake!! You’re getting married to build

your home, not to please your neighbors who you anyways hate. And finally,

remember that if you are in this world, you are not perfect and neither is

your spouse, so stop acting like you’re Mr/Miss perfect…