Heard in an argument somewhere, far away,
“I would AGREE with you, but then we’d both be wrong!”
I like to switch my opinion sometimes, mid-fight, and suddenly take my wife’s side of the argument (she usually wins anyway, so I also want to be on the winning side occsionally).
She’s like “..but you CAN’T do that!!”, and I’m like “Of COURSE I can’t!!”
hehe, really throws her off, lol