Dear Y&P & Daas Yachid,
Please read my words
On this wonderful site
Cause someone named Dad
Taught me how to write
Week in and week out
“Bolevnik” muses
You, I, and him
He surely amuses
Frankly he’s too busy
To read our hock
He has so much to write
And not much time on the clock
However, I informed him
About your little work
He chuckled and laugh
And left off with a smirk
You see, every week
His poem gets read
Then dozens of Hockers
Critique what he said
Indeed, listen up
And then you will see
That imitation sure is
The greatest form of flattery
Yes you do have a right
To write your own work
But please do not act
Like a glorified jerk
Do not come to tears
When “Bolevnik” mis-rhymes
‘Cause though he’s been writing for years
He’s been wrong VERY few times!
And you can call the Yated
Say “Bolevnik is Sloppy”
But remember that your FJJ
Of the Yated, its one big Copy!
I think perhaps your question
Should be sent to the Rountable
Maybe the Purim edition
Will make it more Stable
“Can I copy what
A great writer writes,
And mock it online,
Will it create fights?”
And all the Rabbanim will answer
“No way! Go back to bed.”
But Rabbi Kamenetzky will answer
“Sure! Go right Ahead!”
I hope I cleared up
Everything here
And you got your answer
That “Bolevnik” doesn’t care
About what you say
What you write or you Blog
He is way too busy
So you can go take a jog
He has many jobs
And things to do
But one is definitely not responding
To people like you!
So instead of him writing back
I wrote back in lieu
Do not critisize this poem
Or go on a Rage
‘Cause this one was writen
By someone less than half your age
True, I’m bored enough
To read this Hock
And I read your poem
Which put me in Shock
Thats why I wrote
This little “Muse”
To inform everyone
That might be confused
This poem is not
In defense of “Bolevnik’s”
He does not need that
He’ll write what he picks
I hope your still reading
‘Cause this is the end
Of my very long poem
To which “Bolevnik” I’ll send!