Yeshivaguy, before I begin, let me make myself clear- I’m not an expert at grammar; I don’t have an advanced degree in English; I’ve been guilty of poor spelling and numerous typos.
I once deeply hurt a female poster by getting a great laugh at a ridiculous typo she committed. And making the mistake of telling her, here on the CR. But you’re probably, as your name suggests, a guy, and I’m hoping you won’t get all offended.
I just had to tell you- your “yolk of marriage” was fantastic! I had to share the laughter! And it gave me a chance to ruminate, while finishing my Shabbos cooking, on how marriage is a lot like a runny, messy, gloopy, yellow egg yolk, which is an important ingredient in so many delicious dishes, but can create a spectacular mess if mishandled.
(In case haifagirl is lurking in the background somewhere- yes, I am also guilty, on occasion, of run-on sentences.)