To sleep, perchance to dream. Inventions to take you to REM-land and stamp that tourist visa.
1. The soother: tranquilize a crying baby back to sleep.
2. The imposter: converts the mommy’s interrupted sleep time to quality sleep time so she doesn’t feel like the sleep-deprived monster she has become.
3. The player: gives students adequate sleep-equivalent time whilst allowing them to stay up to all hours gaming — er, studying.
4. The power napper: allows working people to turn 5 minutes with their head down on the desk after lunch into a refreshing and invigorating break.
5. The trainer: converts sleep interrupted by frequent breaks spent going to the littlest room into an uninterrupted vista. Allows users to drink more than just a sip after dinner, too.
6. The plug: converts the sound of your spouse’s snoring to your choice of the sound of Caribbean waves upon the beach, chanting of Eicha, cats purring, Rush Limbaugh, gentle rainfall, or professor of water sanitation on the history of flocculation.
7. The 24/6: Slumber the week away and wake refreshed for your holy Shabbos rest.