Reply To: Jews Are Crazy

FroggieMan:

You don’t have to consult me, you just have to open the closest chumash (that’s the bible). And there’s no Man upstairs, He’s a Being beyond any mortal’s comprehension. And I do happen to have a direct connection to Him, I talk DIRECTLY to him at least thrice daily. And He has no problem with my screen name, if anything’s the problem it’s the time I’m wasting <GOTTA GO>

I actually do have to consult you, because when I look in the Chumash, it doesn’t say anything about me not calling Jews crazy, and when I aks (that’s Urban for “ask”) Him directly, (I talk to Him at least thrice a day too you see; sometimes even frice or more!) He doesn’t respond. So please, put in a good word for me and tell Him I love Him and everything, but I’d like to know how much of the nonsense that goes on in this crazy (yes, completely crazy, insane, over-the-top loony-tune) community has anything to do with what he originally had in mind for his ostensible “Am Segula” and get back to me, will ya? And while you’re at it aks Him something else: if LittleFroggie is okay, How about LittlePiggie? Did you know that in many Chabad households treif animals (stuffed lions, elephants, Alligators on the kids’ PJs, etc) are all verboten? Was that His idea, too?

PS I hope you realize I’m just yanking your chain a little, brother…try and relax a bit, okay?