Cone on, lesschums… you gotta use a little yiddishe kup! That would be quite silly, wouldn’t it? Either you take your shopping bag with you to the water or if you really must deposit it into your car, dash back into one of the stores for two minutes before slipping out the Ocean.
(Hey, you could even do that without shopping altogerher. heheheh. But if you get a receipt for even a two-dollar product it serves as an insurance policy if there’s an issue.)
Y’know, a $250 towing fee is highway robbery far above anything reasonable and halachic.
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