No fungi, but algae. In my negel vasser bin. I don’t know how long it’s been growing there.
Did you hear the latest? I caught my grandmother pruning my roses! Did you ever?! I certainly didn’t, ever.
Oh, wait. Gossip about the plants themselves? Hmmm. My plants don’t really do much, so there’s not much to talk about. Maybe humans should also not do much, so we don’t have to gossip about them, either!