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July 14, 2014 2:18 am at 2:18 am
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popa_bar_abba
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Bring a quarter to the hearing, and your brother with a flashlight.
Have your brother stand facing away from you. Have the cop stand at a 90 degree angle behind your brother.
Have the judge flip the quarter, and tell the cop to watch it.
Then ask the cop if your brother flashed the flashlight at you.
This will conclusively prove, that berrish, is 100% innocent, and it was johann who broke the wall.
Alternatively, get a pail of water, and 2 wagons to collide, and 6 bands playing od yishoma, and 4 women selling shmattas, and wash them all into the mabuyi river while we all laugh and sing.