How can there be self-help “groups”?
Because they teach you how to help yourself.
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Nothing. Cheeses can’t talk.
why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Google “etymology eleven”
The more you study, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know… so why study?
Because as long as the percentage you forget is less than the percentage that you gain when you study, you’re still ahead of the game.
Otherwise it’s like asking “To make money, I have to go to work, but to get to work, I have to spend money, so why bother working?”
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Whatever they want. Just don’t ask what humantarians eat.
If a man with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
No
The Wolf