A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt
There was a man from Dundee.
who’s limericks always ended on line three.
I don’t know why
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.
What did the polish guy, the Latino guy, and the Asian guy all have in common?
Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.
Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn’t. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process
How did the fat guy survive the air crash?
He didn’t, he died like everyone else
Why didn’t the octopus have any friends?
Because they are antisocial creatures by nature
What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water?
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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?
An horse