Well, I suppose if you interpreted it as a troll thread to stir up controversy, then your reaction makes sense.
I happen to think you completely misread it and that op is completely earnest. Having myself been in his situation many times.
One time I went over to the gabbai afterward and listed off my resume, and then topped it with “but when I come for yontiff they give me gellilah because I’m single”.
I can assure you 100 percent this op is earnest. Maybe you should at least be mesupek.