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Itzik_s
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PETA cholent (I’m abroad so pardon my metric measurements):

1 kilogram anti-Semitism, finely chopped

2 kilograms misanthropy, disguised as concern for animals

5 kilograms lies

100 grams dried out half truths

Publish the half truths in the New York Slimes or similar left-leaning rag. Spread the lies by disguising yourself behind a misguided Jewish couple and photographing shechita and kapporos using trick photography. Add misanthropy and anti-Semitism, lean far to the left, and half bake for years until people are gullible enough to believe you.