I was actually the one interviewing popa.
First popa called me a Boron. So I asked her, if she thought so, why did she want to come to my Seminarium? She said because there were no good Seminariums in Americium. So I asked her why she didn’t apply to Bnos Sarah in Californium, and she said because she isn’t Lubavium.
I told her that I had to be Francium with her, that we couldn’t take a girl who was Sodium.
And I got the last laugh, because the application fee was a lot more than a Nickel.