“a man handed an antique dealer a gold coin marked “70 BC” and asked him to appraise it. the antique dealer took one look at it and knew it was fake. any guesses how? “
Well, duuuuuh!How could it be marked ANYTHING “BC” if it was before….
“Silly Rhymes:
(each of the descriptions below matches a two-word rhyming phrase)”
I actually am stumped.
4) Recovering a set of false teeth from a shark tank. Denture adventure???
8) Performer who doubles as a matchmaker. It doesn’t rhyme, but “yentateiner” comes to mind.
10) Cave exploration while inebriated. Drunken spelunkin’