I agree with yekke2. People on the CR appear to be more wary of offence/intrusion than there is actually taking place. Any truly personal queries are skilfully removed by the constantly vigilant Moderators. Although perhaps Y2 is not being sensitive enough to the sensibilities of those who may be more diametrically challenged than himself, although this is pure conjecture.
Anyway, to answer the original question and keep this thread from plunging into the realms of groundless assumptions and backbiting, I’m not saying Pesach hasn’t been kind to my weight, but suffice it to say my dimensions have been sufficiently altered as to require immediate intervention. Or, in laymans terms, Matzoh+Sleep+Post-Pesach-Chometz=Unwanted-Weight-Gain.