Hey! Nobody mentioned the most obvious!
A YWNCR PEN! Of course! To help us write our emails and posts!
And an eraser for the mods to do their modding with and erase posts they dont approve of.
And how about a YWN ruler for the YWN Key Editor to remind him of what he is… the YWN ruler!
Then there’s YWN shower gel to keep us all nice, civil and sweet smelling to each other.
YWN cell phones that alert us whenever new posts come thru and also automatically close for shabbos so that particular troll cant post on shabbos. It also has an iris scanner stopping one poster having multiple usernames.
A YWN gun holster for Jothar.
A YWN GPS to help us navigate thru some of the trickier threads without getting lost or going off in the wrong direction.
A YWN CR brand of corn flakes and rice crispies as prizes for the most frequent posters to allow them to say ‘I’m a coffee room cereal poster’ (serial poster!).
A YWN ironing board to allow me to tell my wife that she’s on YWN even more than me.
YWN contact lenses and glasses to allow us to keep focused and see straight.
And finally for now we must not leave out the joint Nescafe-YWN business venture to provide us with the best possible quality coffee!!