here’s a few:
-God not only plays dice. He also sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen.
-There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.- -Albert Einstein
-Giving is better than receiving because giving starts the receiving process.
-Men are like steel; both are worthless when they loose their temper.
-We are the people our parents warned us about.
-Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well, I have others.
-I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don’t talk politics.
-Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy — the mother.
-If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.