Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
— Hubert Humphrey
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
— Ralph B
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.
— Robert Orben
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
— Lily Tomlin