I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
— A. Whitney Brown
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
— Douglas Adam
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
— Groucho Marx
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
— Les Dawson