The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
~Abe Lemons
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
~R.C. Sherriff
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
~Chi Chi Rodriguez
A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
~Ella Harris